Charlie Sheen Speaks About Being Fired!

Perfect timing!
Milliseconds after Warner Bros. announced that they have decided to fire Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men, Charlie released the following statement:

“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”

And there you have it! Straight from the Twitter’s number one warlock!
pAArty at the SVL!!!
[Image via WENN.]