We really, really, really hope that people bought these ironically!
Why? Well, we aren’t sure why someone would want to have artificial sex with something called Crackhead Charlie. Maybe that’s just us though.
But the sales don’t lie, and the MaSheen sex doll has sold out the first day it was put up for sale!
Here’s some info on it, because we know you’re curious:
“The Crackhead Charlie doll sold out in one day, the same day we released it. We could have sold more dolls if we had more in stock but they are sold out right now.”
“You don’t have to be a slutty porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from Mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and half personalities, warlock, fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA. Don’t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin’ drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!”
It doesn’t shock us that the recent slew of celebrity porn dolls have blown up (pun intended, everybody), but we still find it a bit bizarre!
We’re willing to bet that Charlie is proud of this, though! Seems like something he should have thought up himself!
Okay admit it, were U winning enough to buy a Crackhead Charlie doll??
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