Charlie Sheen Wants Some Privacy!

As their hearing date rapidly approaches, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are trying to find some time to be alone, specifically with the judge of their case and their lawyers!

A judicial orgy you ask? Not quite, more like a request to keep the bad, bad press out.

Therefore, Charlie’s lawyer went to the courthouse this morning to file a letter, asking the judge to condone a private meeting instead of a full-blown hearing. The letter reads:

“Obviously, both Ms. Sheen and Mr. Estevez do not wish this to become a media circus and would, as much as possible, like to have their privacy respected understanding that they are celebrity figures so there is a public interest and the necessity of media coverage.”

Since they still want lots of attention are both reasonable, both Charlie and Brooke have agreed to allow one pool reporter to attend the meeting, who can then report back to the rest of the vultures with all the dirt.

You might be able to keep them out, but you will no way keep them away. The paps will be stationed outside the courthouse all day waiting to catch a glimpse of your ugly face, Sheen!

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