Clear The Roads! Wino Wants Driving Lessons!

Wino wants to learn how to drive???

Worst idea ever!!!!!!

Ames was drunkenly blabbering all over her Twitter early Wednesday morning, begging “Auntie Rene” to help her take driving lessons!

Tweeted Wino:

I WANT. DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE.

I NEEEEEEEEEED DRIVING LESSONS..an machete BUT.IWANT.DRIVING.LESSONS.MORE> auntie rene more.! i’ll pay, you jus come’ long fo’ craziness.

auntie rene, come help me it’ll be me an violetta. i kkkkknow i’ve misssed the point of this but. but this this this this this this this

Let us know if U can decipher this, because we can’t!

All we know is Amy is the last person who should be behind the wheel!!!!

[Image via WENN.]