Can YOU Out-Dance Courtney Stodden?!

Well, it appears that she wants to find out!
Courtney Stodden recently dabbled her stripper-heeled feet into the music scene with a brand new single, Reality, and now, she’d like the world to also be aware of her numerous other talents…including her dance skills!
Ch-ch-check out child bride/reality wannabe challenging her fans to a DANCE-OFF against her while she simultaneously shows off her own moves (above)!
Of course, when we say ‘moves,’ we mean uncomfortable, stilted gyrating while never moving her lucite-clad feet and the standard, barely-lucid pout thing she does with her mouth!
So yeah! TOP that, America!
Betcha you can’t!
Ha!