Crocs Founder: I Never Ever Ever Drove Drunk!

Like ever.
Crocs founder and Taylor Swift‘s imaginary boyfriend George Boedecker Jr, has plead NOT GUILTY to driving under the influence.
What?
The 51 year old was busted last month in Colorado after he was found passed out in his Porsche, but when cops arrived on scene be claimed his “really f***ing famous” and “b*****t crazy” girlfriend T-Swizzle was the one driving.
Like his shoes, Boebecker’s story is clearly a bunch of croc, and we can’t wait to hear his explanation when he appears in court next month.