CSI Star's Public Pee Pee!

Come on now, you’re a big boy! Hold it in!

CSI star Gerald McCullouch was ordered by the court to attend a counseling session after the NYPD caught him in the act of public urination last week!

The actor was leaving NYC hotspot Amnesia with fellow actor Keith Collins when he felt the urge. Gerald explains:

“I’d had a little to drink. So, as I was coming down the West Side Highway, I asked my cab driver to pull over so I could relieve myself. Suddenly I was surrounded by three cop cars. I said, ‘Officer, at least let me finish!’

“But I actually learned something from the hour-long quality-of-life counseling the judge sentenced me to. Education is better than a fine.”

Well that’s a decent attitude — but maybe hit the john before you leave the club!

[Image via Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]