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Gary Dourdan is talking about his arrest earlier this week and he’s denying that the heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and pills in his possession were his!!! HA!

The soon-to-be former CSI actor has issued a statement to Access Hollywood.

Sent via email, the rambling and disturbing statement says:

“Obviously I certainly wish I hadn’t been responsible for so many people getting to the festival’s VIP area,” Dourdan wrote, referring to California’s annual Coachella music festival, which he regularly attends. “And the after party, it ran me ragged, but I’m glad pulling over did prevent a DUI. I recommend not driving at all, but a little kip (nap) is always good (on either side of the road LOL).”

In addition to denying that the drugs were his, Douchebag also claims that drug tests performed by authorities have come back negative.

Says Dourdan: “I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative. I’ve been happy to cooperate in any way to clear myself and go on with my blessed life.”

This “statement” goes on and on, and Gary goes on and on to apologize to his fans.

He has fans????

Says Douchebag: “I am so sorry to all my fans, especially the young ones, like Taylor Swift, who I should’ve been supporting with my daughter instead of driving tired in the desert,” he wrote. “I am planning events to get the word out that you don’t need a bunch of nasty chemicals to have a good time. Just good friends, family, good music and a good honest spirit full of faith.”

You’re definitely gonna need your faith, honey.

Only God is gonna keep your ass out of jail!!!!!

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May 03, 2008 16:03pm PDT

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