When it comes to dealing drugs, there's always a better profession out there.
Not necessarily a more lucrative one, but at least a safer, more legal option.
Selling drugs is so illegal you can get in trouble even if what you're selling isn't drugs!
That's what 30-year-old Cameron Mitchell learned when he tried to sell crumbled Pop-Tart to an undercover cop.
He was selling the tasty treat as "crack cocaine."
Mitchell tried to sell the "coke" for $20 to the undercover, ran to his truck to get the "drugs" then was promptly arrested. After the substance tested negative for drugs, the man admitted it was toaster pastry crumbs.
Even though the drugs were fake, the offense was real and he is now facing charges of creating and selling a counterfeit controlled substance.
Crime doesn't pay, but Pop-Tarts are delicious so, you know, don't do drugs, do Pop-Tarts? LOLz!
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