Completely Gratuitous

Oh, hi!
Why, Ewan McGregor, it’s been a hot minute, hasn’t it? How have you been?
See you arriving at your hotel in London here. Hope it treats you well.
We just thought you should know… we still remember you and your man parts from Velvet Goldmine…
Yummy. Yummy. Screw.
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