Gerry Wants His Own Stank

Gerard Butler is dying to join fellow actors Ewan McGregor and Clive Owen in the fragrance industry.

Just what the world needs! Another celebrity fragrance to add to the already bursting at the seams department store shelves!

The scruffy Scottish actor told BBC radio “I need a perfume. I need to tell my publicist to get on that. He’s not got me any worthwhile branding. Clive Owen has his aftershave, Ewan McGregor has cologne. What do I have? Nothing. I don’t know what it would be like, but I need one.”

No, you don’t Gerard. Just let it go.

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