Get In Wacko's Pants!

Here’s something we doubt people would want to buy.

Michael Jackson‘s underwear will soon be up for sale!

And we’re talking about dirty, used white briefs!

Ewwww.

The unwashed undies were part of the evidence confiscated back in the 2003 molestation case by former Santa Barbara DA, Tom Sneddon.

They were supposed to be used to get a DNA sample for the child-molestation case Jacko was facing.

The undies then ended up in the hands of New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, who obtained them in a bankruptcy case.

So, now, in an effort to make money off Jackson, the size 28 undies will be up for auction on eBay tomorrow.

The reserve to be met in order to purchase them will only be $1,000,000!!!!

Sounds like a bargain, huh???

But, you could clone your own Wacko with that DNA!!! Right???

And to keep it all authentic and exciting, the underwear will be shipped in the original packaging, sealed inside an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape.

If it were only that simple to make a million bucks, we bet Jacksom would have sold all his underwear a while ago!

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