He Was Joking! No New Moon Nudity!

There will be no nude scenes in the upcoming Twilight flick, New Moon!
Damn!
New Moon director Chris Weitz has released a statement debunking Jamie Campbell-Bower‘s “claim” that his character serves up the cock and balls in the new movie.
Writes Weitz:

Dear all,
I would like to put everyone’s mind at rest and let them know that the Volturi are not naked! Jamie (Campbell-Bower) has what you might call a dry sense of humor and almost managed to convince me — which is why he’s such a good actor. Anyway, be assured that, even though we do want the look of the Volturi to be a bit of a surprise, they are always — as in the book! — fully clothed.
best,
Chris Weitz

Bummer!
[Image via WENN.]