Heidi Withdraws Divorce Filings!

And once again, a psychotic, famewhoring publicity stunt true love prevails!
Thank goodness!
The Real Heidi Doll has officially called off her divorce from Spencer Twatt!
We don’t even want to THINK about how these two morons are going to try and top this mess.
We know! How about you pull the ultimate publicity stunt and go away forever!
You’ll get SO much press! It’s brilliant! Now go and do it!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]