A real s**t show!
Last week, former First Lady Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea Clinton stopped by the Shubert Theatre in New York to see the latest Broadway musical sensation Some Like It Hot — and boy, by the sound of it, it may have gotten a little bit TOO hot in there… In all the wrong ways!
Sources told Page Six Monday that during the show someone actually POOPED in the aisle near the political powerhouses:
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience. The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo. The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”
BLECHH!
The source clarified it was NOT a political statement but an accident. They also claimed it was a one-off incident, adding:
“It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”
HOWEVER, a separate insider told the outlet quite the opposite, claiming that at the time, an eyewitness “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.” The insider continued:
“There is someone who is either s**tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”
Gross! Better call in the defecation detectives, because we’ve got a real Wicked case on our hands!
Thoughts, Perezcious readers?? Which insider do YOU believe? Was it a one-off, or the latest entry in the theatre’s LOG of crimes? And was it directed at the Clintons?? Let us know in the comments down (below)!
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