How Many Peacocks Did She Kill???

This seriously hurts our eyes!
Katie Price Jordan‘s breasts took a stroll around London Thursday night after stuffing themselves down a peacock corset dress.
The dress isn’t THAT bad as long as the feathers are fake. It’s the person who’s wearing the dress that ruins it.
And the Amy Winehouse hair doesn’t help either.
Or the Shanna Moakler face paint.
Or the ugly blue shoes.
Or the orange tint of her skin.
We’re pretty much convinced she wore this to get attention. Good job, Katie, you got what you wanted.
[Image via WENN.]