Reckless Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Weeps About His Love For Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola In A Tragic Jersey Shore Family Vacation — Recap HERE!
Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.
That’s a lesson Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is still paying for nearly ten years later, as he admitted on Thursday’s episode that he still hasn’t moved on from his ex-girlfriend Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola.
This revelation came after Thursday’s juicy hour picked up on last week’s cliffhanger: Pauly D knocking on the bathroom door, where Ronnie was about to cheat on his pregnant girlfriend with a girl he brought home from the club.
Pauly, the hero Ronnie doesn’t deserve, basically forced his drunken housemate to walk the woman out, leading to an intimate chat about relationships between the bros of the house.
After the woman left, Ronnie told Pauly and Vinny Guadagnino:
“As soon as you knocked on the door, I was like, ├óΓé¼╦£This is not a good move.’ It felt so good though… It’s hard having a kid on the way and being with someone you’re not sure you should be with.”
Vinny then told Ronnie that just because he and his girlfriend Jen Harley were expecting a baby (she gave birth earlier this month) didn’t necessarily mean she’s the one — to which Ronnie eloquently replied:
“So why am I having this conversation with you and not getting my dick sucked in the bathroom?”
Clearly, he was frustrated.
When Snooki asked if that meant Jen was “not the one,” Ronnie admitted:
“Probably not, right? ├óΓé¼┬ª I had waited so long not to have kids so that I am married, in a happy relationship, not to just have a baby mama.”
Shocked that Ronnie felt this way, Snooki delicately inquired:
“What the fuck happened to you? You’re being so negative! Why can’t you marry this bitch?”
That’s when Ronnie, who had spent the last few episodes gloating about how Sammi wasn’t over him, cried:
“Because she’s not…”
He didn’t have to finish the sentence for Snooki to put it all together. She dug:
“Because you fucking love Sam? I can’t. Listen, you need to stop. Stop!”
Stawp, Ron! Actually, continue — we’re about to reach a breakthrough here.
After finally admitting the truth, Ronnie explained:
“I think I just miss the feeling of security ’cause that’s what she gave. It’s so fucking hard to find and I think that’s why I am the way I am.”
The broken man shared more in an interview:
“Every man wishes he could be with the love of his life. Being with someone for seven years and then you don’t end up with person? Yeah, it hurts.”
After getting the tea, Snooki told Jenni “Jwoww” Farley and Deena Nicole Cortese what Ronnie had admitted about Sammi. The girls were not surprised — Deena, one of Sammi’s closest friends, said:
“And that’s why she’s not here.”
Not-so-good news for Ronnie: Jen caught wind of his “mistake” thanks to an Instagram account that was tracking the cast’s moves in Miami that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino‘s girlfriend had been following.
Ronnie continuously tried to call Jen, but she denied all of his calls and FaceTime requests. The rest of the episode was a downward spiral for the father-to-be, who cried at the sight of Snooki with a little kid at a restaurant.
As Snooki told him just before he broke down in the Se├â┬▒or Frog’s bathroom with a balloon hat on:
“You gotta get your shit together.”
Or, as Sam would have put it: just stawp, Rahn.
[Image via MTV.]