Joran Van der Sloot FINALLY Pleads Guilty!!


UGH, and the rest is just enough to make us wanna vomit!!
After asking for more time to consider his plea (as if that didn’t scream manipulative enough), Joran Van der Sloot has finally pleaded guilty in the case of Stephany Flores’ murder.
As much of a slimeball as he is, he’s not exactly stupid. He’s pulling the “I’m so sorry, I feel so bad, bla bla bla” card now in hopes of mercy.
He’s begging for the least amount of punishment as possible, obviously… But we hope he gets the max!!
Reportedly strangling Stephany for finding incriminating evidence in the Natalee Holloway case on his computer, Stephany was found murdered cold in his hotel room.
She was only 21. The dirtbag..
He faces up to 30 years in jail. We hope he gets 300.
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