Johnny Knoxville is saying he didn’t pack the inert grenade! Because he’s a Jackass not a dumbass!
The skater boy said that a wardrobe lady shoved the grenade in his luggage while he was filming a commercial, and that he never knew it was in there.
Uh huh! Nice excuse.
He wrote on his blog,
“Ah fuck was I bummed when I realized what had happened├óΓé¼┬ª The cops did their job and verified that it wasn├óΓé¼Γäót real. Also, they were cool as they could be to me, considering the situation, and it is no ones fault but my own. I should have checked my goddamn luggage through and through, but I didn├óΓé¼Γäót and now we have this incident. From what I hear, all the tabloids are saying it was a real grenade, but that├óΓé¼Γäós bullshit. They just said that to make a story out of it, because if it was real I never would have been allowed to board my flight to Miami an hour later. Anyway, it was a mistake, and I just landed at the Miami airport. Damn.”
Glad everything worked out okay!
[Image via WENN.]
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