Martha Stewart's WILD List Of What She's Looking For In A Man Revealed!

Martha Stewart is out here proving that age is just a number and standards are forever, darling!

The 84-year-old (84!! How?!) lifestyle queen is spilling some seriously juicy tea about her dating wishlist, and let’s just say… she knows exactly what she wants and isn’t afraid to say it out loud.

In a chat with Page Six earlier this week, the domestic diva made it very clear that she considers herself quite the romantic “catch,” as she put it to that outlet. And honestly, she’s not wrong! With decades of empire-building, homemaking expertise, and effortless glam, Martha is basically the blueprint.

But when it comes to finding a man worthy of her fabulous life? She’s got a list. Ohhh, does she ever!!

Here’s where things get good. When asked in a follow-up on Friday by People about her ideal guy, Martha didn’t hesitate for a second:

“[I’m looking for] lots of things. Nice-looking, bald or not bald — I don’t care. If they have a nice-shaped head, it’s fine.”

A nice-shaped head?! We are screaming. The specificity! The confidence! Only Martha could make cranial structure sound like a must-have dating requirement!

But she didn’t stop there. She also threw in the classics like nice teeth, a great smile, and a personality that’s both smart and funny. Pretty standard, right? Well, yeah — that is right up until she added the cherry on top. She said:

“Rich helps. Very rich helps even more. Plane and yacht would be very nice. … I love yachts.”

LOLz!!!

Of course she does! If you’re going to date Martha Stewart, you better come correct with a yacht… or two. We mean, can you even blame her? She’s built an empire, and she deserves a man who can keep up!

And in case anyone is wondering what SHE brings to the table, Martha made sure to remind us all that she really is the full package:

“I know how to cook, I know how to clean, I know how to keep a house — those are all very homemaker skills.”

Honestly, it’s giving luxury wife energy with CEO execution. And we are here for it!

Sooo, why is this icon still single? According to Martha, it’s not for lack of options, but lack of time. Between opening her second restaurant, launching new kitchen products, and prepping her upcoming book, she’s booked and busy. Alas!

Moral of the story? If you want a shot with Martha Stewart, you better have a nice head, a sharp mind, a fat bank account, and preferably a yacht waiting. Otherwise, don’t even bother applying. Ha!!!

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