Maury Has Taken Over Ellen's Turf!

In these hot summer days, housewives and college students are pumping up the A.C. and getting fixated on their TVs.
And what better to watch during the daytime than the trashy exploits of knocked up, unwed trailer park dwellers and transvestites on the prowl!
The ratings show that Maury Povich is kicking daytime TV ass this summer, beating out the likes of Ellen DeGeneres in syndication with his talk show Maury!
Hooray for corning the market on DNA testing! Boo for Ellen losing her audience just because her shows aren’t as funny the second time around!
Oh, but don’t be fooled! Though Maury has broken the top 20 syndicated shows this summer, there is one fierce bitch that rules supreme.
Bow down to Judge Judy, soap operas and game shows! She owns you all!
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