She's Done! Michele Bachmann To Announce Her Decision To Suspend Presidential Campaign Today!

Well, it’s about effing time!
After an embarrassing 5% of votes during yesterday’s Iowa caucus, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann has officially suspended her campaign for the Republican Presidential bid, and according to a source close to the politician, she “will acknowledge the reality of Iowa’s vote” with a press conference this morning!
The insider continues:

“She deserves the chance to say this in her own words but it is safe to say we don’t see a viable way forward.”

Meanwhile, her planned trip to South Carolina “isn’t going to happen.”
She couldn’t have just made this announcement last night during that sorry excuse for a speech?
Whatever! The point is that she’s gone, and we’ll just be grateful for that!
Good riddance!
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