Mona Lisa's Rotting Corpse Throws Us A Frickin' Bone!

This is some real life Indiana Jones shiz!!
Italian archaeologists found the bones of a long-dead Fiorentini beneath an abandoned nunnery!
While the name Lisa Gherardini doesn’t mean much to you or us, she certainly meant a lot to one famous Renaissance man!
Lisa G. is the woman who inspired Leonardo’s most renowned piece of art!
We know what you’re thinking, “wait, wasn’t that Kate Winslet??”
No, silly. Not the Leonardo from Titanic.
We’re talking Leonardo Da Vinci — the man, the legend, the ninja turtle!
Lisa Gheradini is the woman who inspired the Mona Lisa — you know, that super famous painting hanging in le Louvre!!
So we dug up her grave and found her bones!! Sweeeet!!
Sadly, her eyebrows are still MIA.