Face Eater Was NOT On Bath Salts! Only Weed!

Hmm, how VERY peculiar!
The now infamous incident featuring a seemingly super-strength, drugged-out Rudy Eugene eating another man’s face and flesh in Florida was apparently NOT caused by Bath Salts!
WHAT?!
According to toxicology reports, the only questionable substance found in Mr. Eugene’s body was marijuana, which is pretty unlikely to make someone suddenly crave human meat…
The reports state:

“The department’s toxicology laboratory has identified the active components of marijuana. The laboratory has tested for but not detected any other street drugs, alcohol or prescription drugs, or any adulterants found in street drugs. This includes cocaine, LSD, amphetamines (Extasy, Meth and others), phencyclidine (PCP or Angel Dust), heroin, oxycodone, Xanax, synthetic marijuana (Spice), and many other similar compounds…Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene.“

The tricky factor here is that modern toxicology tests are insufficient for today’s ever-growing market of SUPER dangerous drugs, including Bath Salts, so we HIGHLY doubt Rudy suddenly went zombie on a weed-induced whim.
What a horrific, HORRIBLE mess.
And perhaps the most effective anti-drug commercial.