Octo-Mom's Bikini Body

Nadya Suleman, the woman who couldn’t give a shiz about her 14 kids, exploits flaunts her bikini body on the cover of Star Magazine.

The liar claims that her new figure weighting 120 lbs down from 270, doesn’t have anything to do with plastic surgery.

“No way, I would feel like I cheated,” said Octomom. “I wanted to prove to myself that I can do it on my own, naturally. My friends call me Rubber Band because I always snapped back so quickly after my other kids!”

Riiiight.

Considering she had 8 childrenz in her uterus at once, we don’t buy it!