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As you were probably out living a normal terrestrial existence yesterday evening, you probably missed the latest episode of Sheen’s Korner, featuring the self-proclaimed “Malibu messiah├óΓé¼┬ªthe f├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ing warlock of your jealous face,” himself – Charlie Sheen.
Yeah, we’re getting pretty sick of all this shiz too, but yesterday’s rant was particularly biting as he took specific aim at all those who have crossed him in the last week, especial Chuck Lorre.
In case you don’t have the time or the mental energy to waste watching the video (above), allow us to give you some of the HIGHlight sounds bites. Be forewarned – some of them aren’t coherent. (Then again, would you expect anything else?!)
From the winning mind of Charlie Sheen:
├óΓé¼┼ôHere is my unwanted guest list, their names slightly altered to keep their stench from polluting my magic daiquiri”
[On Chuck Lorre’s attempt to revive Men] ├óΓé¼┼ôGood luck with those tin cans, s├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ brain, in the mush mouth of some pathetic carcass you so arrogantly attempted to trade out for this warlock.├óΓé¼┬¥
[To Lorre] “Can you smell your mother’s tears, from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation, asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?”
“If sad and stupid had a foul odor attached to it, it would be you….F— Bore-e”
Oh boy.
What makes this video the most disturbing of them all is just how cool and collected he seems to be.
Is this the calm before the storm monsoon?
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