She's Better Than Marie Osmond!

From sitcom star to fatty spokeswhore and now? TV Talk show host!
Valerie Bertinelli, the former One Day at a Time star, has just signed on to a deal with CBS to develop a new syndicated talk show. The show is expected to be on air as early as 2009-2010.
We’d watch.
She’s admitted to being a slut and a druggie in the past. She’s got a lot to talk about!
Bertinelli is also banking on the success of her recent autobiography, Losing It: And Gaining My Life Back One Pound at a Time. Lots of fat talk. It usually sells. We should buy it!
Aside from the book, she is also starring in an upcoming Lifetime movie, True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet, and there’s an A&E Biography on her in the works.
Valerie must be celebrating, she’s slowly getting her career moving again.
Kirstie Alley must be pissed! Jenny Craig didn’t help get her career back.