All The Big Songs That Mention The KarJenners!

The KarJenners are a popular group of women!

Everyone from the obvious (Tyga, Travis Scott, and Kanye West) to the not-so-obvious (Soulja Boy and The Game), to the downright random (Ed Sheeran and Eminem — TWICE!) have written about the famous fam in popular music!

Related: The Game Defends His Explicit Kim K Rap!

There are so many references, in fact, that we decided to go through and see if we could pick out all the instances… see what we were able to come up with, and let us know if we missed anything (below)!!!

Tyga, Stimulated

Lyrics: “Hit the mall, then we skip arraignment / They say she young, I should’ve waited / She a big girl, dog when she stimulated / She a big girl, dog / F**k what they talkin’ about, n**** / She a big girl, dog / I’m gonna do what the f**k I wanna do when I wanna do / She a big girl, dog / I’m puttin’ in, I’m penetratin’ / I’m gettin’ big, I’m stimulated”

Reference: Uhhh…. yeah…. it’s pretty clear what Tyga is talking about in regards to his former flame Kylie Jenner. Too much?!?! We’d say so!

Eminem, Berzerk

Lyrics: “They say that love is powerful as cough syrup in styrofoam / All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo / With the ugly Kardashian, Lamar, oh / Sorry yo, we done both set the bar low / Far as hard drugs are though, that’s the past / But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow”

Reference: Eminem is taking a shot at Khloe in this verse, arguing that she’s the “ugly” Kardashian (boo!), and that he and Lamar Odom both have low standards for trying to get with her (Lamar for real, Eminem in the lyrics).

Ed Sheeran, New Man

Lyrics: “You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin’ / Eatin’ a packet of crisps, but you will never find you cheatin’ / Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym / Keepin’ up with Kylie and Kim / In the back of the club, kissin’ a boy that ain’t him”

Reference: Here, Ed references the title of KUWTK while mentioning Kylie and Kim by name, and implying that his old girlfriend is now more shallow for following things like pop culture and celebrity gossip.

Soulja Boy, Kim Kardashian

Lyrics: “Kim Kardashian / Kim Kardashian / Kim Kardashian / Kim Kardashian / Damn, she’s fine / She’s on my mind / She’s so beautiful / From the behind”

Reference: Pretty damn obvious, if you ask us! Also, Soulja Boy, how big is your vocabulary?!

Nicki Minaj, Girls Fall Like Dominoes

Lyrics: “Okay, so when I’m in the hills, I hang with Kristin Cavallari / And when I’m in Miami, I’m with Kourtney, Kim and Khloe / And when I’m in the A, I’m with Ciara or it’s Keri / I’m feeling like a diva, then I hit Mariah Carey”

Reference: Nicki references one of the hit Kardashian spin-off shows while showing off how many high-profile women she knows! OK girl! We see you!

Travis Scott, Sicko Mode

Lyrics: “Ain’t by the book, yeah, this how it look, yeah / ‘Bout a check, yeah (Check), just check the foots, yeah / Pass this to my daughter, I’ma show her what it took (Yeah) / Baby mama cover Forbes, got these other bitches shook”

Reference: Travis is obviously proud of his baby momma AND his baby daughter, Stormi Webster!

Kanye West, Wouldn’t Leave

Lyrics: “They say, ‘Build your own,’ I said, ‘How, Sway? / I said, ‘Slavery a choice,’ they say, ‘How, Ye?’ / Just imagine if they caught me on a wild day / Now I’m on fifty blogs gettin’ fifty calls / Wife calling screaming saying we’re about to lose it all / I had to calm her down cause she couldn’t breathe / I told her she could leave me now but she wouldn’t leave / This is what they mean for better or for worse, huh?”

Reference: Kanye references that infamous time when he said slavery was a choice, and Kim had to defend him publicly (and, apparently, chew him out in private!).

The Game, Sauce

Lyrics: “I used to f**k bitches that Usher Raymond passed off / Then I f**ked three Kardashians, hold that thought / I’m that raw, not that raw, Trojans on deck / Like USA synchronized swimmers, I keep them hoes wet”

Reference: Is The Game just bragging?! Or did he have sex with Kim, Kylie, and/or some other Kardashian sisters?! Hmm…

Nicki Minaj, Down In The DM (Remix)

Lyrics: “The executive producer, bitch, rest in peace / Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood / He said, ‘Kylie wuss good?’ I said, ‘Miley wuss good?’ / I said, ‘Could you pay my bills, like O’Reilly? Wuss good?'”

Reference: Oh, you know, just a quick Kylie reference alongside Miley Cyrus and Bill O’Reilly! You know you’ve hit it big when you just show up randomly in rap songs!

Iggy Azalea, Team

Lyrics: “You tryna take flight? Do what I say / 100+ Vogues on the highway / Watch a new car dash, call me Kylie”

Reference: Iggy references Kylie’s car, again proving Kylie’s the coolest Kardashian for getting name-dropped in so many ways by so many rappers! Move over, Kim!

Rae Sremmurd, No Type

Lyrics: “I got some models that you see up in the movies (hey, hey) / And they wanna make a flick for the camera (yeah) / Wanna be Kim Kardashian (hey), heard I was livin’ like a bachelor (woo)”

Reference: Kim’s sex tape is AGAIN referenced here, when Rae Sremmurd claims they’re getting better girls as they get more rich & famous.

Yo Gotti, B*tches Ain’t Sh*t

Lyrics: “Got this bitch named Tar, she let me f**k her in the car / Like Kim Kardashian, she wanna be a star”

Reference: The sex tape just keeps coming up again, and again, and again…

Childish Gambino, Let Me Dope You

Lyrics: “You wouldn’t think from the things I’m fashionin’ / I’d get more bush than Kim Kardashian / Drop hot s**t. Yeah, my mouth’s a laxative / Born to be the greatest, this is not by accident”

Reference: Can’t say he’s not original! Childish Gambino here references Kim K.’s old relationship with Reggie Bush!

Emimen, We Made You

Lyrics: “Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man / She stomped him just ‘cause he asked to put his hands / On her massive gluteus maximus again / Squeeze it and squish it and pass it to a friend”

Reference: Eminem raps about Kim K. taking someone down because he grabbed her bodacious booty. Perhaps an early look at the #MeToo movement from the Michigan rapper?! We hope??

Akon, Dangerous

Lyrics: “When she kiss, a down-ass chick like Lil’ Kim / She ready for the camera Kim Kardashian / Curves like Melissa, tough like Michelle (Obama!) / All day the queen like Mary J. / Good like Keyshia, young like RiRi”

Reference: Akon appears to allude to Kim K.’s infamous sex tape — or perhaps just her proclivity for being caught on camera in her everyday life — while rapping about his woman…

There you have it, Perezcious readers?!

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Jan 28, 2019 2:35pm PDT