We seriously can’t get enough of The Hills: New Beginnings!
But if there’s one thing we are quickly finding out that we want even more than the re-booted reality TV show, it’s Spencer Pratt live-tweeting the re-booted reality TV show!
This is comedy gold, people!!!
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The world saw yet another installment of The Hills: New Beginnings on Monday night, and while most of y’all probably just watched it and moved on, the wicked among us pulled up Pratt’s incredible Twitter feed and let it play along as Brody Jenner, Justin Bobby, Mischa Barton, Heidi Montag, Stephanie Pratt, and all the rest of ’em did their thing on MTV!
Ch-ch-check out just a few of the **literally hundreds** of tweets Spencer shared during Monday night’s episode (below), beginning with his opening salvo calling out Audrina Patridge:
If going to that festival with Justin Bobby counts as “fun,” then my girl Audrina must have some low standards #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
That’s true! Can’t argue with it — have ya SEEN Justin Bobby, y’all?!
In fact, Justin Bobby is a pretty common target for Pratt, who was all over the poor guy throughout the episode, including JB’s tequila bar performance (below):
You know you’ve made it when you get booked to do an acoustic set at a tequila bar! #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Can’t believe MTV unearthed Johnny Depp’s screen test for Willy Wonka #TheHills pic.twitter.com/XwIANhECNm
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
So glad Justin was able to get a set booked between the two regularly-scheduled open mics that happen at this tequila bar. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
How much acid did Justin take before filming his interviews? #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Not even Stephanie can pretend this is a legit venue, and she’s actually delusional. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Audrina was smart to leave before she had to tell Justin Bobby what she thought about his performance. (And his hat.) #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Ouch!
Poor Justin Bobby! He’s just trying to kick off his music career… about ten years too late.
He’s not Spencer’s only target, though; Pratt Daddy also jumped all over everything in the pool party scene, especially the day drinking choices made by some castmates, including Brody (below):
Brody’s right about one thing: No one drinks rosé at noon. That’s why I brought tequila. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
When you’re trying to have a good time, but someone tells you it’s noon on a Tuesday. #TheHills pic.twitter.com/qtzfodSIMH
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
When you’ve got a party at noon, but sixth period at 2. #TheHills pic.twitter.com/zyo8dbjxhI
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Why are you so worried about what time it is on a Tuesday? If you had a job, you wouldn’t be at this pool party. Drink the tequila. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Take a drink every time Brody says “Kaitlynn." #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
LOLz!! Making himself a meme… a classic move.
Speaking of classic, you seriously can’t hate on his never-ending love for his longtime wife Heidi, and he’s not afraid to show it off to the whole world (below):
Heidi will always be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Run and tell that. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Awwww!
Say what you will about Speidi — you can’t say they aren’t in it for the long haul with each other. They are both crazy as hell… but it works! It’s true love!!
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Far from true love, though, is Spencer’s damaged relationship with sis Stephanie… and he wasn’t afraid to call her out quite a bit on this week’s episode (below):
When you hear someone drove two hours to hang out with Stephanie. #TheHills pic.twitter.com/FnLS6kdDVQ
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
JB’s a magical human being and Stephanie’s the living embodiment of the snake emoji, so you do the math on how this works out. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Stephanie can come over and hang out. But I’m going to need an old priest and a young priest to be there at all times. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Ha!!! So vicious — but that last tweet is just objectively hilarious!
Sorry, Stephanie!
Pratt also called out Mischa Barton as practically being a no-show the whole time, too (below):
Nice to see full-fledged cast member Mischa Barton show up in the last five minutes of the episode. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Mischa can’t even pretend she cares what Kaitlynn says. And she’s getting paid. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Ouch!
But even worse (or, rather, even better) than the late arrival was Whitney Port‘s total no-show on the entire series re-boot as a whole (below):
Shoutout to Whitney Port who made the smartest decision and stayed the hell home. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Probably true!!!!
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Finally, Spencer drops the ultimate truth bomb to end all truth bombs (below):
Either you bring a burrito when you go to someone’s house or you don’t go at all. No in-between. #TheHills
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) July 9, 2019
Yes, Spencer. YES!!! Either a burrito or a crystal… we’re with you on that one!!!
LOLz!
Reactions to all this goofiness, Perezcious readers?!
The Hills: New Beginnings airs on Monday nights on MTV… y’all going to follow along with Spencer again next week, or what?! Sound OFF about it in the comments (below)!!!
[Image via Spencer Pratt/Twitter/MTV]
