Yes, this is a real sex toy.
It’s called the Sqweel, and it’s a motorized wheel of fake tongues intended to simulate cunnilingus — in fact, it bills itself as the “world’s best selling oral sex toy.”
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Besides being something Dr. Seuss would tell his psychiatrist about, the invention has also been described in one star Amazon reviews as “uncomfortable”, “extremely loud”, and “not very good.”
But the best review has to be from Twitter user Brandy Jensen, who commented simply:
there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman pic.twitter.com/rCqMu9VCUI
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 3, 2017
Ha! Preach, gurl!
Brandy got PLENTY of agreements in response to the tweet. Here are just a few:
Srsly, what kind of MAN would design this?? Besides Carrot Top we mean.
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