He just fucked himself over in the theater!
The hard-pAArtying Jeremy Piven has abruptly quit the Broadway revival of playwright David Mamet‘s Speed The Plow.
The Entourage star cited “doctor’s orders.”
The Pivert’s been feeling poo poo lately and has missed some performances. His doctors claim he has high levels of mercury.
Now that’s a clever excuse!
A spokeswoman for The Pivert says that although he wanted to continue in Speed The Plow, his doctors advised him against doing so.
Uh huh!
Mamet says, “I talked to Jeremy on the phone and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”
Thankfully, the production will continue through February and Jeremy will be replace.
He’s expendable!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
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