For those who never understood what Taylor Swift saw in some stuffy British thespian, well, how about the ability to make you orgasm from thirty yards away? You’d certainly know that was trouble when he walked in! Ha!
We all know there are women completely obsessed with Tom Hiddleston, but apparently some just can’t control themselves.
The Avengers Infinity War actor is currently starring in a limited engagement of the Harold Pinter play Betrayal at the Jacobs Theater, his Broadway debut, and during one show last week he got more than a standing ovation — he got a standing “O.”
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Over the weekend, someone posted a very inneresting tale to the All That Chat message board. The anonymous audience member described attending a Wednesday performance of Betrayal in which they and their friend couldn’t help but notice some odd behavior in the seat next to them.
The poster describes “a young woman in her early thirties, who was very well dressed and coiffed” sitting next to them who had a rather overwrought reaction to the play’s star:
“We both started noticing that every time Tom Hiddleston said something provocative, our row mate would let out a large laugh, somewhat out of cadence with the rest of the audience.”
Maybe a Hiddlestoner laughing nervously at seeing her idol so close in the flesh?
Perhaps. But it wasn’t the laughing which left an indelible impression. And possibly an indelible stain on the upholstery.
The audience member says later in the play they noticed the young woman “changed positions so that she was facing sideways in her seat with her body facing us and her head turned toward the stage.”
They naturally assumed she was simply shifting uncomfortably; however, from that position she then began, shall we say, the sound of no hands clapping?
“Not long thereafter, I could hear and my companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional low moans and giggles (not loud, but the women in front of me turned around a bunch of times with a puzzled look on her face).
The rhythmic banging got faster and faster, until finally there was one slightly louder “Ha” and she resumed normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes.”
OMG.
The poster — and the lady in front — thought the same thing as you: She was getting a selfie! Beating around the bush! Waving to the man in the boat! Paying homage to the God of Mischief, as it were!
And the young woman wasn’t done!
“We thought this bizarre incident was over, but lo and behold, as Tom Hiddleston got closer to downstage right and was kissing the female character, our row mate assumed the position again and once more started the process up, with another final “Ha” and nap.”
WOW!
The man gave out two orgasms and never left the stage! Certainly that deserves some flowers?
Unfortunately, no. The poster says when the play ended the woman “stood and clapped enthusiastically and then exited quickly.”
And Hiddles was none the wiser. Talk about being blessed with glorious purpose!
Fun fact, btw: the hot goss at the moment is Tom and his Betrayal costar Zawe Ashton are secretly dating IRL.
They’ve been spotted out quite a few places together; sources told The Sun earlier this month they’ve been keeping it low-key, so to speak, after his disastrous public relationship with Taylor Swift.
So maybe the audience member was just overwhelmed by some very real passion coming from the stage? Maybe they were wearing one of those vibrating panties to help them out?
What’s the strangest thing YOU’VE ever seen an audience member do at the theater??
[Image via Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]
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