Brittany Furlan isn’t holding back the NSFW deets about her sex life with Tommy Lee.
The 36-year-old got REAL candid about her lady parts during a stand-up comedy set last Thursday, sharing all the details about what being married to the well-endowed Mötley Crüe drummer does to a lady:
“I used to do stand-up many years ago, not a lot of people know that about me. Then I stopped doing stand-up comedy and I married Tommy Lee. You guys know about Tommy Lee? The honk honk on the boat Tommy Lee.”
Oh, people know…
“Yeah, now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life. Jesus Christ. My God, does anyone have a f**king ice pack or a heating pad?”
She then went into GRAPHIC detail while describing her womanhood, adding:
“You ever chew up beef jerky and spit it out? That’s what I’m working with right now.”
TMI!! That’s a mental image we’ll NEVER be able to get out of our heads, LOLz! She added:
“F**k. My vagina was normal, okay. It was normal, and nice, and cute.”
We’ve heard of self-deprecating humor, but this just took it to another level! The former Vine star, who married Tommy back in 2019, captioned her post:
“It’s good to be back baby. Thank you to everyone who came out last night. More dates announced soon”
See the full thing (below):
As for Tommy, look, we’ve all seen the peen… Whether from his infamous sex tape with ex-wife Pamela Anderson, or just from simply scrolling along our Instagram feeds. The man certainly doesn’t lack any inches. Remember back in August when the 60-year-old shared a COMPLETELY NUDE bathroom selfie while letting it all hang out?? Yeah, guy’s got guts… AND glory.
Brittany’s comedy routine came just before she put the rumors of bad blood between her and Pammy to rest, telling TMZ Friday:
“We’re all good. We want happiness, we want everyone to be friends.”
As a refresher, she sparked controversy back in February after Pam released her Netflix documentary, Pamela, A Love Story, captioning a pic of her and Tommy with some not-so-cryptic quotes:
“Once they’ve decided a woman is mad or bad, they will ride that narrative as long as possible until she retreats, loses her temper, retaliates or harms herself — so they can stand and point, ‘Look, we told you so!’ F**k the haters.”
Hey, if there’s one audience member who can relate to Brittany’s not-so-tight five, it’s Pam, right?? What do YOU think, Perezcious readers? Let us know in the comments down below!
[Images via Brittany Furlan/Instagram]