Vanessa Hudgens Thinks She Has A Career

Awww, how quaint and quirky!
VaneXXXa Hudgens thinks she actually has a shot at a legit career!
And no, we’re not talking about porn!
Vagina said that she’d “like to do an action film where I could kick someone├óΓé¼Γäós ass. I want to be strong and empowered. I want to shock everybody.”
No thank you, we’ve been shocked enough.
Do you recall a certain photo that made its rounds on the Internets?
And just how is she gonna fulfill her action star career? With her “really strong legs,” of course!
She “inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs, basically. I├óΓé¼Γäóve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I├óΓé¼Γäóve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.”
“I also have a big, big big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”
How charming!
[Image via WENN.]