The premiere of The Girls Next Door is approaching next month and the new blondes in the Playboy mansion are ready to bore enthrall us with their nonexistent sparkling personalities.
Looks like 23-year-old Crystal Harris is Holly Madison‘s replacement as Hef‘s main squeeze, sharing a bedroom with Hef while 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon have a room all to their own.
Says Karissa of the twins’ room:
“Our room is pimp. We’ve got the round spinning bed from Chicago, a kickass big-screen TV and we have the perfect view of all the parties in the backyard. And we’re getting a stripper pole in there, too.”
Well, naturally. And Crystal wants us all to know that she and Hef really are a good match, adding:
“Hef and I actually have a lot in common. We were both psychology majors in school… We laugh a lot together. We watch movies together. We love relaxing and having a good time and hanging out with the girls. We just keep it fun.”
When asked about any downsides to living in the Playboy mansion, Karissa responds, “Peacocks! We don’t like the peacocks here. They poop everywhere, and they’re loud.” Twin sister Kristina jokingly adds, “We’re going to try to sell them on eBay.”
BARF!
We’re not sure about these broads. They don’t seem to have as much to offer as the original gals and even Hef has trouble differentiating between the three of them.
What do U think of the new girls? Will U be watching the new season?
[Image via Rachel Worth / WENN.]
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