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Ay, Chico!

Filed under: Busted!

No tomes tanto, papucho!!!

Our fellow hometown boy Pitbull was arrested in the MIA on Friday morning for DUI.

The 305 native was pulled over for going 93 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone, police said.

”This is a big waste of your time papo,” he told the arresting office that pulled him over.

It gets better!

The officer repeatedly asked Pitbull to step away from his car. Finally he did, saying "Come on papo, what's up?”

Added the rapper, "Come on, This ain't nuthin. You're wasting your time."

Oh, boo. You're killing us!

”Let's not do this, yo,” Pitbull pleaded.

That shit may have worked….if the arresting office were gay!

You gotta work on your lines, nene.

On the bright side: that mugshot is totally going to be his next album cover!!!!!

He should call it Let's not do this, yo!.

Posted: December 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm

106 comments to “Ay, Chico!”

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JMUgracie says – reply to this

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FIrst!
Jesska says – reply to this

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I CANNOT STAND THIS GUY!!!
invol says – reply to this

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ew
sarahbeth says – reply to this

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first!
crystal says – reply to this

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hot
hannibal says – reply to this

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first
nat says – reply to this

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no te metas, perez!

lol
lovebrad says – reply to this

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who is this puta?
nina says – reply to this

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first?
hilda says – reply to this

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firzttttttt bitchess
LISA says – reply to this

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IM FIRST LOL
karen says – reply to this

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1st
bob says – reply to this

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ONE HUNDREDTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny O says – reply to this

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I'll still do him.. LoL
Jen says – reply to this

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I think his ghetto ass is HOTT as hell! I wanna lick his bald ass heads!
1q2w says – reply to this

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He is ugly. He looks like he smells.
i think i'm turning Japanese. says – reply to this

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finally you updated.
but, this shit ain't good.
no one cares. what
about Jamie Lynn?!
tiffany says – reply to this

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Who?
is paris giving driving lessons again?
funny.
First says – reply to this

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first
Erica says – reply to this

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Thank you 4 posting this Perez! Pit is known for his parting ways, his music is "life imitating art". This is "real" and all his fans (me included) know he practices what he preaches—his tongue gum must be deadly then, lol! Love ou Pit stay strong—Papa Dios is muy bueno todos los tiempo! —Luv Ya Perez!
Amy says – reply to this

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Who the f*** is that?!
R.U.Serious says – reply to this

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Looks like some good chronic or pink eye.
Erica says – reply to this

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I Love Pitbull! Thank you 4 posting this Perez! Pit is known for his parting ways, his music is "life imitating art". This is "real" and all his fans (me included) know he practices what he preaches—his tongue gum must be deadly then, lol! Love ou Pit stay strong—Papa Dios is muy bueno todos los tiempo! —Luv Ya Perez!
get him away from the studio says – reply to this

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omg what a jerkoff stop making music you untalented loser
steve says – reply to this

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uh - where's mini-me?!
ryan tierney says – reply to this

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im really gay
ryan tierney says – reply to this

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im really gay
ryan tierney says – reply to this

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im really gay
ryan tierney says – reply to this

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im really gay
EL GUAPO says – reply to this

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CULO!!!
tmeister says – reply to this

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DAMN, este hombre es bien fine!
who? says – reply to this

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Whooo?
ponmela ahi que te la voy a partir says – reply to this

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Ha! Our ghettofied cubanito 305 chico arrested for DUI? What a shocker!! Not! He is still the bomb, welcome to Miami….

Ha…esta jevita que te habla aqui esta enterita y tiene tremendo…CULO!
hotmami says – reply to this

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he's still fine!!!
Oye chico...dime chico... says – reply to this

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A girl I know is screwing him and apparently he is amazing in bed! If it weren't for her I'd do him too! He's muy caliente. Dale!
Simone K. D. says – reply to this

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Oh No Pitbull is my baby. I can't believe it!!! I've always wondered when you would post about him but I never it expected it to be this. Man he put alot of peoples lives at risk, I guess he was trying to beat Nick Hogans record. I love Pitbull and I hope he learns his lesson. ^_^
Simone K. D. says – reply to this

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Oh No Pitbull is my baby. I can't believe it!!! I've always wondered when you would post about him but I never it expected it to be this. Man he put alot of peoples lives at risk, I guess he was trying to beat Nick Hogans record. I love Pitbull and I hope he learns his lesson. ^_^
ponmela ahi que te la voy a partir says – reply to this

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Anyways…this will probably be posted twice because all these glitches on this website havent been fixed and 100% of the time I post a comment it gives me an error message:

De todas maneras….represent 305 real hard Pitbull! Ese cubanito esta enterito y le gusta un tremendo…CULOOOO!
↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thiz dude could pazz 4 a zerial killer

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

U fuckerz r in high Heaven now

aren't U? blog, blog, blog.
paddington says – reply to this

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you should go to the local station on 10 bc they just showed him boding out on 1k. Also he's very fresco and atrevido. He's been knwon for his public displays of intimacy!! ::wink wink:: he has a strong tongue.

xoxo perezito!
Miss Gonzalez says – reply to this

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AY CHICO…………..to fuckin fine
LosGatosGirl says – reply to this

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Thank the deities he didn't say:
Don't tase me, bro
karina says – reply to this

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dammm i still do this guys so fine
↨♥krazihottkelli♥↨=bitch↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓♪↓ says – reply to this

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Re: ryan tierney –

Ryan, y aren't u in zchool. Got another 45 minutes to go. I thought you liked my zizter. Since when r u gay. Where the fuck is Cody at? I'm telling your zizter.
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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whatever
ain't no shame in tryin to get out of a ticket
he's still SMOKING HOT
Greg says – reply to this

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Does anyone else think this guy looks exactly like Dr. Evil in his mugshot?
Taco Grande says – reply to this

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He looks about as latino as you do Perez.
hell yeah says – reply to this

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god i bet he'd fuck me retarded. i'd love to find out. he is sooooo fucking hot.
eb says – reply to this

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He's got that "what the fuck are you looking at, boy?!" look. I can only raise one eye brow as well. He was probably using too much gasolina in his carro. ROMPE, ROMPE, ROMPE!!
LuvEm says – reply to this

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Drunk or not he is still dammnnnn fine! Lock me up in a cell with him!
blablabla says – reply to this

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Underlying message– you'd totally do this dude!!!!!!!!!!
I completely understand!!!!!!
A says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA. Genius, Perez. Genius.
Yo Momma says – reply to this

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Armando Christian Pérez
fraulein_steve says – reply to this

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herpes of the necK?
steph says – reply to this

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perez - do a sidescreen with head shaved britney and pitbull's mugshot BAHAHAHA
Sue says – reply to this

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Umm…I have one thing to say. UGLY!

Just shows how some really ugly guy can get laid if he is musical or funny. His lady needs to close her eyes and think of BLING!
Last, Suckers! says – reply to this

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"He could not tell the arresting officer his ethnicity or weight?"
Here's a true role model for the kiddies. Sheesh.
Chelsi says – reply to this

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What a fucken looser!!!! If he is such a hot shot like he thinks he is then why the hell doesnt he just ride in a limo or some shit. Fucken rich people like that drive under the influence should be black listed and thrown in jail.
Evan says – reply to this

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This Guy is an ass ….Swim back home and get over yourself ….Jails are full of assholes like him….
Lupe says – reply to this

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OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO… EY MY MAN GOT ARRESTED,FUCK I GOTTA GO BAIL HIM OUT NOW… EY SHIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK HIS STILL FINE AS FUCK IN HIS MUG SHOT..WHOOT WHOOT!!!…
georgesf81 says – reply to this

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pitbull is fucking fine! He can bang the living day lights out of me! I want to strip search him! I wnat to see his pistola!
MRS. PITBULL says – reply to this

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AY PAPI…HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE! I LOVE HIM
VEGASBORN says – reply to this

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Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!

Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!

Si tu quiere’ que te coma toda,
Abre las pierna’, dale Toma!
Hyde says – reply to this

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Who is this retard? Never heard of him, of course I don't pay attention to rap because it sucks.
EVELYN says – reply to this

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VERY FUNNY PIT, HAHAHAHA
TE VES BUENISIMO PAPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ESOS OJOS PAPA!
terra69 says – reply to this

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He's asssss is hottttt
Starla says – reply to this

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"where the women they don't fake it, they get naked ’round here…" I like the way Pit-Bull raps….just chill on the d&d papito!
huh? says – reply to this

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Who is this person? What is a papo?
jj says – reply to this

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Did Shitney shave her head again?
Don't Hate says – reply to this

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Damn, another one bites the dust …
and for all the haters down there, as Pitbull says, he's "too Latin for Hip Hop, and too Hip Hop for Latin"
minna says – reply to this

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hahahaha, Let's not do this yo!. Sooner or later, hey all come around…
pitbullmami says – reply to this

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DAMN HE STILL BE LOOKIN SEXI!!!
pitbullmami says – reply to this

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DAMN HE STILL BE LOOKIN SEXI!!!
I STILLL LOOOVVVEEE HIM
Dawson Reidy (6-years-old), London, Ontario, Canada says – reply to this

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Who in the HELL *is* this twat, anyway??!! :-p Terrible. Looks like a pissant version of "Doctor Evil". Asshole. As you can tell, I'm a little cranky today and taking it out on everyone.
lady superior says – reply to this

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ay chico!!! cuban love to party. what a surprise.
marianelly says – reply to this

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I'm from Miami and I think this guy is a total LOSER!!!! Yuck, I can't stand him and his shitty music. I hope they through the book at him….deserves it.
No....Just NO says – reply to this

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Is that a herpe on his neck? Ugh. Not gettin' it….guys like him are a dime a dozen. If he's such a bad ass why is he cryin' to the police 'let's not do this' what a baby. Pantywaste.
Sxyada says – reply to this

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OMG..Perez is to freaking funny! I LOVE YOU..and Pitbull is still the man. His music makes me shake my booty!!
serg says – reply to this

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who is this guy anyway?? rap music is for idiots!!!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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PEREZ….HOW COULD HIS LINE HAVE WORKED IF THE OFFICER WAS GAY? I'M GAY AND THIS PITBULL PERSON IS FUGLY!! ME …I PREFER THAT RATHER CHEEKY YOUNG LAD IN THAT "D LIST SPANK ME" AD TO THE RIGHT…TEE HEE!! HE'S CHEEKY. HE'S ASS CHEEKY!! I'M GOING TO PINCH HIS NAUGHTY LITTLE ASS CHEEK…AND YOU BITCHES CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!
cami says – reply to this

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pitbull is fine as fuck ….i'm suprised he didn't like get tased or something tho…i woulda tased him hehe
ao says – reply to this

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i would totally let pitbull get off with a warning, if he got me off too
ao says – reply to this

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i would totally let pitbull get off with a warning, if he got me off too
staysh says – reply to this

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what the hell you hate him for?
blanquiita says – reply to this

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his fine ass!!!!! i shoulda hollad atchu when i saw u at the ATM ! even look good in a mug shot. and dun hate on pitbull CUZ U AINT FROM THE 305!!! not everyone was lucky enuff to be born there!!
korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this

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Wouldnt mind taking a shit in front of him…..wont be exit only
whuuuuaaaaaaaaat says – reply to this

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maybe this incident will increase his album sales…………maybe not since this was such a gay arrest lol
aaron says – reply to this

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Seperated at birth Doctor Evil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seperated at birth Doctor Evil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seperated at birth Doctor Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seperated at birth Doctor Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Seperated at birth Doctor Evil
HUH?????????? says – reply to this

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HUH???? AREN'T WE IN AMERICA??? SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH…..I DONT KNOW WHAT THE "MIA' IS OR 305 AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN???No tomes tanto, papucho!!! I'M NOT A CAN…I'M AMERICAN I SPEAK ENGLISH…NOT MEXICAN
JAI says – reply to this

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Um loser much? Um cholo much?
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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His name doesn't suit him. Real pits are way cuter.
meL says – reply to this

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Nene. No give da popos attitude! Ai!
Marie says – reply to this

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Todo mundo con la lengua afuera……. mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm
QUESTION FOR PEREZ says – reply to this

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BE HONEST: WOULD YOU TOTALLY BLOW HIM?
LET HIM FUCK YOU????

i ADMIT - I WOULD..
Mark says – reply to this

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Am I the only one totally turned on by that picture and no I don't think that Dr. Evil it hot, but Pitbull is not Mike Myers. I like the smirk in that picture and yes I would totally do him. Pitbull, you want it from a guy, let me know.
Porkchop says – reply to this

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This guy looks like Murray from the Mary Tyler Moore Show….yo!
ZAPPO says – reply to this

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WHY PIT WHY????
Fabooboo says – reply to this

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He looks like a fucking creep!!!!
Katie says – reply to this

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Re: HUH?????????? –

The MIA / the 305 is Miami.
I should know. I live there.
emilye says – reply to this

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AY CHiCO… looks like dr. Evil

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