Everyone Has An Opinion

Both Donald Trump and Simon Cowell are chiming in on Britney Spears and offering the beleaguered mother of two advice.

“This is Anna Nicole Smith all over again!” says Trump. “Someone needs to help her. Five years ago every teenager wanted to be just like her. She was so incredible, the cleanest and so beautiful, she was the ultimate teen and everybody just worshiped her. To see what’s unfolding, being carried out in a stretcher in an ambulance, not even knowing where she was, it’s just really very sad.”

Cowell offers, “It looks to me at the moment she’s out of control. If I sat down with Britney, I would, number one, remind her of all the good things in her life: her kids, her money, her success, everything. I would take her out of where she’s living at the moment and tell her to live with her family, normally for five months. She’s welcome to call me any time.”