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Life According To Britney

Filed under: Celebrity Feuds > Britney Spears > Kevin Federline

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Poor B. Seems like there's more turmoil than usual in the home front.

Spears has put her Beverly Hills home up for sale. Her mansion in Malibu is also up for grabs, if you have $12 million to shell out.

In the meantime, Britney's been staying at the Four Seasons Hotel and is rumored to be having major drama with Kevin Federline, who still refuses to sign the divorce documents and may have called Children's Protective Services on her ghetto ass last week.

Spears' homes are said to be unsafe for her little boo boos - there are no safety barriers around her pools.

And, that big boo boo, Kfed, seems to have finally moved on from Britney. The failed rapper is said to be dating an LA radio DJ, Luscious Liz.

All this talk of dramz and no talk about Britney and her "music."

Comeback? Highly unlikely!

P.S. Just for shiz and gigglez. CLICK HERE to see the uncensored version of the photo above!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

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439 comments to “Life According To Britney”

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  1. Florentine says – reply to this


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    ai ai ai

  2. first?/kayla . says – reply to this


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    haha, Britney won't make a comeback. If so, I'll be so miserable for the rest of my life..

  3. Linda says – reply to this


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    Enough already. This chick is old news!

  4. kayla . says – reply to this


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    Shiznit, I wrote something too long !

  5. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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    enough of this already, seriously!
    www.electricblogarella.com

  6. dee says – reply to this


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    Is this liz girl even cute? or more importantly, is she retarded???

  7. Darky says – reply to this


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    …i like her shirt =]

  8. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Trash.

  9. Hating the Haters says – reply to this


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    Now thats a nice redneck TWAT!

  10. nora says – reply to this


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    you forgot to put a "jump" i see poon

  11. Jacob says – reply to this


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    At least she's got…
    nevermind.

  12. Emily says – reply to this


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    ew…nasty

  13. Meghan says – reply to this


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    note the playboy bunny purse… what a scagalicious whore. go home and try to be a decent parent!

  14. Mags says – reply to this


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    Liz would never Date k_Fed ! She was dating another guy up until two weeks ago who had A good career & probably $ in the bank. She is way to smart for that. Listen to Big Boys Neighboorhood on Power 106.

  15. Loreen says – reply to this


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    I have that same shirt….DAMN it!

  16. r0bz says – reply to this


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    sadly seems this comeback will never get off the ground i miss party britney she looked hot sometimes

  17. kailee says – reply to this


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    whoo hoo! we got a shaver!

  18. Romain says – reply to this


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    Her home HAS barriers around her pools since a few days, see the website of your friends, x17 ^^

    we want some shemar moore news !

  19. Dietrich says – reply to this


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    She's such a SAD fuckup… So sad! So incredibly SAD!

  20. samantha says – reply to this


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    this looks like a nasty ho that walks down washington st. every day no koke

  21. megan says – reply to this


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    britney… i am so sad ur going downhill yet again… gimme ur number and let me take u shopping and get ur life on track girlfriend… i miss the days when u were hottttttttttttttt! and i know u could be that again if u just get it together girlfriend!

  22. acdc says – reply to this


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    she should just pose for playboy already…jeez…

  23. Britney Spears says – reply to this


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    Actually, Fatty, I have a barrier around my pool…there's pics on the internet…KFag, on the other had, does not…SUCK IT!

  24. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    THAT WHORE. MY mansion is only selling for 10 Million… wat a CUNT!

  25. Tanya says – reply to this


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    at least she has the decency to wax for all of us who have to see this monstrosity!!!

  26. anj says – reply to this


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    WTF!!!! I AM SO SICK OF HER! PLEASE BE GONE! AND ALSO, DID HER MOTHER EVER TEACH HER HOW TO PUT PANTIES ON!! NASTY HO!

  27. michelle says – reply to this


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    That's her underwear people!!

  28. bill says – reply to this


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    YUMMY!!! bring it to TX brit, i'll take care of that kitty!!!

  29. ANJ says – reply to this


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  30. what the hell? says – reply to this


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    ewww

  31. Lives in LA says – reply to this


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    Kev isn't dating Liz Hernandez. Silly rumor. What it is, Liz?

  32. Brit Lover says – reply to this


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    You guys really had to use this picture of all the pictures to get her home selling news out there? If i had A**holes like you reminding America of my mistakes I probobly would've lost my mind too. Hey Perez, look at a mirror, you're gross man!

  33. massflow01 says – reply to this


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    Would love to eat that heirless beaver

  34. Lisa says – reply to this


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    enough!!!! buy some fucking panties bitch!

  35. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    look at the roll on her belly

  36. KAM says – reply to this


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    She's just a disgrace to women!

  37. kim52 says – reply to this


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    No wonder this little ho doesn't getalong with mom, she I'm sure has turned her back on her decent upbringing, can u imagine the embarressment of her poor family.

  38. ol dirty bastard says – reply to this


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    not much fuzz on that peach - boingg!!!

  39. aydno1 says – reply to this


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    Whateverrrrrrrr…. this is some sorry ass shit.

  40. Britt says – reply to this


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    I kind of feel bad for her.

  41. POOR DEAR says – reply to this


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    poor girl.she looks kinda hot though. hope she gets better soon. i DEFY anyone not to shake their ass to TOXIC. i dont know why everyone says shes ugly. shes super hot leave her alone lik

  42. rockafella says – reply to this


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    not much fuzz on that peach - boi-yoingg!!!

  43. Kim says – reply to this


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    It's time for her to drop off the face of the earth. The only thing she's famous for is bad press; that's ALL…..

  44. cheewawa says – reply to this


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    not much fuzz on that peach - yahooza, diver down!!

  45. sjmjuly says – reply to this


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    Look at her big FAT belly roll. She's packin' on the lbs's,,,,,

  46. Bxlatina says – reply to this


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    PUERCA !!!!!

  47. Marcel says – reply to this


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    Again?

  48. Whatthe?!? says – reply to this


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    I am so sick of this un-washed ass trainwreck. You think she can't get worse, then look how she treats her mama. It isn't drugs or alcohol- she is a NUT JOB. And a phony one with her fake voice, hair, lip-synching. Can we spell Bi-polar, boys and girls? She nasty- Filthy McNasty. EEEEEEEEEWWW!

  49. BRITTNEY'S CROTCH says – reply to this


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    SAVE ME

  50. um says – reply to this


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    um it looks like she's wearing underwear.

  51. Batman says – reply to this


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    I would still wheelbarrow fuck her…

  52. kate says – reply to this


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    So sad - what a has been!

  53. carly says – reply to this


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    what ever happened to cousin allie.

  54. Katiedid says – reply to this


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    She's a stupid, pathetic talentless loser who never sang that well to begin with. I wish she would just go away! Could you imagine… a Britney free world??

  55. Cathryn says – reply to this


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    Someone, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez put her out of her misery and ours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  56. fury grrl says – reply to this


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    WHO CARESSSSSSS she shaves her cooch…so do i!!!!!
    like people DONT do that….youre so retarded perez….i hope you puke on the view and make an ass out of yourself

  57. Tami says – reply to this


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    TRAMP! She really needs to get her shit together and start wearing some panties!

  58. LEMON says – reply to this


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    I GUESS THE CARPET NOW MATCHES THE RUG

  59. summeR says – reply to this


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    i hate britney so much—-she needs to go away forever

  60. Heloise says – reply to this


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    Yah know, I don't care what anyone has got or has done to their private parts! Thats the thing…known as "Private" parts! Someone aught to share that with Brit. We don't want nor need to see her cooder!!!

    She needs lots of schooling from the basics of wearing underwear to the real hard stuff…rearing her children properly! Sad, cause in my mind, I think she only had the first one as an accessory….kids are not great accessories when you want to party ass every night! I hope for her sake and the boys, that she gets her shiz together and quickly! Time to realize the boys are human beings and need their mother. Another case of kids having kids!

    I can't have children…I'll volunteer to help with her sons raising. Call me Britney, we'll talk!

  61. kcap says – reply to this


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    Enough all ready! Can't you guys leave her alone to get her shiz back together. It is tragic enough to have a marriage desolve but for everything to be so PUBLIC. Leave her alone she is a mess.

  62. ir_kr says – reply to this


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    Looks photoshopped or it could be skin tone panties.

  63. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    I mean can she PLEASE wear panties!!!!

  64. FU. says – reply to this


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    that's pathetic, she's a pain in the ass, just like paris hilton and lindsay lohan, those scandalwhores!

  65. heemmmaa says – reply to this


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    seriously why dont people wear underwear??

  66. LC says – reply to this


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    see, you'd think, with all their money, these hollywood girls would have the money to buy some panties! god.

  67. Brooklyn says – reply to this


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    Wow Britney was just smoke and mirrors back in the day…….Can you believe she's 25???? More like 45

  68. Sharon says – reply to this


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    Damn, has the girl STILL not learned to wear some freaking underwear?? I mean, even if it was a thong, at least you got a little bit covered!!

  69. JULIE says – reply to this


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    W.T.F……GROSS ASS FEMALE.

  70. Kayla says – reply to this


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    I have that shirt……I'm never wearing it again :/

  71. Gina says – reply to this


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    EEEWWWWWW SKANK

  72. angel!!! says – reply to this


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    britney will make a comeback!!!!!!!!!! u fucking losers including u perez!!!!!!!!!!! stop hateing on her! leave her alone! u guys know she a greay singer!!!! dont hate!

  73. Crystal says – reply to this


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    Why does she have blond hair in this picture but almost black hair in yesterdays pics? I think this is an old pic but either way you think she would learn to leave some things to the imagination.

  74. Shuffle_Demon says – reply to this


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    You know…if Britney really cared about her kids…she pay to get a fence with a gate around her pool…she has the cash…no instead she wants to sell and run….stand up and be a parent…kids are a 24 hour job….this is one woman who if she cant do it…let Brit's mom or K- Fed have em….and as for her career…soory you can only Lyp Synch so much

  75. sniperjagr says – reply to this


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    i would definetly still hit that.

    the real ryan atwood

  76. Crissy says – reply to this


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    oh my god why doesn't she ever wear drawwwz

  77. Het Jones says – reply to this


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    Wait! She is a retard if she couldn't get KFed to sign the divorce papers by now. Really pathetic. If she had a brain, she would have filed for divorce, stayed home with the kids until the divorce was final, got the good on Kfed, gotten full custody of the kids and gotten Kfed out of her life for good. But, she is stupid. She has been partying since she separated for KFag and hired retard PIs, thus, no good on Kfed and might lose custody of the kids to this loser with baby mamas all around California. I thought that she was really pathetic when she paid Kevin's child support. She is totally over and will be working at McDonalds in a year because she will stupidly lose all her money. Plus, her kids might be raised by bastard machine Shar Jackson while Kfed is partying it up. She really needs to get it together and show Kfed whose the shit. We can all dream, can we!!!!

  78. joy says – reply to this


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    leave the poor girl alone. fuckin a…

  79. nina says – reply to this


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    Actually–Britney DOES have a fence all the way around her pool.

  80. Adrienne says – reply to this


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    I really hope that Luscious Liz (105.9 Power 106 Big Boy's Neighborhood) is not dating him…. She is WAY TOO HOT FOR HIM!!! Liz, please tell me it isnt true….. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

  81. trishi says – reply to this


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    Ppl are so JEALOUS its not even funny! Get involved in ur own LIFE- maybe u wouldnt be such a loser! She has millions- ur broke as HELL!

  82. chris says – reply to this


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    They should make panties that look just like a firecrotch… That way these chicks can still wear panties, but get the attention of someone who people think walk around commando

  83. Shannon says – reply to this


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    Dirty Dirty Skank!

  84. Cynthia says – reply to this


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    Shame on you. Mom of two. Cover up, whom cares about your private part?

  85. Chelsie says – reply to this


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    I wish this never happened to her. God I miss the old Britney I used to love.

  86. shanesgirl says – reply to this


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    liz was on the radio this morning denying the rumor.

  87. newfgirl says – reply to this


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    I read somewhere today that Social Services have been out to her house three times in the last week and declared that pool unsafe for the kiddies?

  88. KRISTI says – reply to this


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    Forget about Britney's problems take a look at the history of Kevin.

    Kevin does not stay in any relationship long.
    He has two kids by Shar who is black.
    He has two kids by Britney who is white.
    Now he is dating a hispanic girl so is he going to add two more kids to his list with Luscious Liz???

    So much for all Kevin's statments of his love for Britney, how good she was to him and how together they would take over the world.

    All Kevin has done is PROVE everyone's accusations of him to be CORRECT as a loveless, using, fake, unemployed, wantabee money grubber.

    If he truly had any character, truth, love, respectability, honor to himself and his children and truly wanted to be held in esteem by the public, business associates, music industry, and have honest money HE WOULD SHOW THE WORLD HOW MUCH HE IS FOR BRITNEY and get down to all it took to help her and get their lives straightened out. What a witness to the world he would be.

    A lot of married couples have over come more than Britney and
    Kevin are going through right now. It is funny how he used her money to run
    all over the place to party while they were married but now he is
    getting money from her monthly and using them babies as a weapon.

    A REAL MAN…A REAL HUSBAND…A REAL FATHER would get in there and help
    his wife, love her out of all this AND BE A FAMILY.

    I Guaranty all the fame, respect, money and descency would truly come his way.

  89. Ch Willie says – reply to this


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    She sure likes to keep her snatch aired out.

  90. Kat says – reply to this


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    Actually, I think those are nude colored panties…

  91. Janet says – reply to this


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    LIZ IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYY TOO HOT FOR KFED!!!!!

  92. Paula says – reply to this


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    I was disgusted by BS at first, but now I just feel bad for her, and her boys. Her face alternates between sorrow, anger, and just being lost. Maybe she's selling and leaving LA, something she should have done a LONG time ago! Low-key is a foreign concept to her; why keep putting yourself out there like that knowing the inevitable abuse you'll get for looking like that? Maybe her self-esteem has taken such a beating that she mistakes the abuse she gets for attention. Time to fade to black, Brit! Take the money and run!

  93. adoregossip says – reply to this


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    trash.

  94. Bonnie says – reply to this


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    I feel bad for the seat of the car.

  95. Jess says – reply to this


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    No hair! The problem is no panties Perez! she's white trash…

  96. m says – reply to this


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    Britney is a fat whore with no talent. She is now getting back all the bad karma she deserves. Her neck is like a linebackers.

  97. Sara says – reply to this


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    We should all get her home address and mail her a pack of Hanes or Fruit of the Loom so at least that crotch is covered!

  98. Darb says – reply to this


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    *yawn* Nothing to see here, move along plz.

  99. Jason Davis says – reply to this


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    This sicko Perez is the real loser here. Can you believe this tard Perez lives to insult people and gets away with it (for now)? What a miserable existence! Karma will come full swing and strike him down with cancer or something similar.

  100. mo says – reply to this


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    that shirt is sold at forever 21

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