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Disney Rapes Itself

Disney Rapes Itself

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It looks like Disney is trying to recreate the success and revenues it generated from its blockbuster trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean.

In a painful effort to make a shiteous new movie and “synergize”, there’s a new Disney creation in the works modeled after ideas from their own theme parks.

So what’s the next Disney attraction to hit the big screen?

It’s Tomorrowland!

Yes, the whole land!

The in-the-works film will be inspired by the parks’ Tomorrowland and will star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

The studio has already gotten Jon Lucas and Scott Moore to draft the script for an adventure set in space.

The Rock has worked with Disney before, previously doing The Game Plan, and just recently finishing up Race to Witch Mountain.

Why can’t there be a new Mickey film, instead???

That mouse is missing in action!

[Image via WENN.]

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Sep 18, 2008 14:15pm PDT

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