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Disney Rapes Itself
Filed under: Film Flickers > Disney
It looks like Disney is trying to recreate the success and revenues it generated from its blockbuster trilogy Pirates of the Caribbean.
In a painful effort to make a shiteous new movie and "synergize", there's a new Disney creation in the works modeled after ideas from their own theme parks.
So what's the next Disney attraction to hit the big screen?
It's Tomorrowland!
Yes, the whole land!
The in-the-works film will be inspired by the parks' Tomorrowland and will star Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The studio has already gotten Jon Lucas and Scott Moore to draft the script for an adventure set in space.
The Rock has worked with Disney before, previously doing The Game Plan, and just recently finishing up Race to Witch Mountain.
Why can't there be a new Mickey film, instead???
That mouse is missing in action!
[Image via WENN.]
no.
i hate the word "rape". anyways- it's bound to suck.
When is it over for The Rock?
Blah! Disney hasn't released any good movie in a while…
why is this news?!
Speaking of Disney, I'll be there Sunday!! AND DWAYNE IS HOT AS HELL and a really nice guy…one of the nicest celebrities I've met!!
Curious George on roids?
LETS NOT BE SO TRITE IN USING THE WORD 'RAPE'
I AM HOT FOR THE ROCK!!!!
AWW I LOVE THE ROCK! HE WAS MY ULTRA FAVORITE WRESTLER! ILL WATCH ANY MOVIE HES IN!
Re: harrysnatch – with harrybalz away i can come over and we can play pretend rape.
good….now if swimstud would just rape me, my life would feel complete
Re: harrysnatch –
if you wannna take a strap-on to me I'll pretend I dont like it
…I'd love to kiss him but his face is a bit greasy. I would like to "Rock With You" tho'…
omg omg…funniest thing ever…
this chick with down-syndrome who works at Kroger totally kept checkin me out, and then she came up to me and said in the most precious unfortunate (kinda like she's deaf) sorta tone "you look like that wrestling guy….you look like the rock" lol I said "awww…bless your heart" and gave her a hug lol
btw my hair loooked just like his at the time….
LAWD he is one hot man!
The Rock is hott.
I had the pleasure of meeting Dwayne a few times. He was/is the most kindest, sincerest beefcake of a man. LOL I love you Rock. Do you remember almost walking into me at a hotel in Boston? Probably not, but I'll never forget those few times. Visit me at: myspace/italianheat7
Re: abercorey – i'd love to baby, i'll even tear your clothes off, rip your underwear and call you a dirty little bitch who asked for it
Re: Swimstud – you are the bestest! you know what i need!
Re: abercorey – wow!!!! i'm feelin pretty good today! 2 sweet comments from 2 really sweet closet hetro's! lol! i love you guys!
Re: abercorey – Re: Swimstud – YOU TWO ARE DISGUTING VILE PEOPLE!!!!
I agree Perez, a new Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck cartoon is definately needed. Not a computer animated one, a hand drawn, old school one.
If they must do it the film should begin with a father child / family trip to Disneyland and then one of the rides goes horrible wrong ( or right, depending on how you see it)
rock is a good actor so im goin to see it…. need to come back to wrestling, he is one of the legends
Dwayne is HOT. I will watch.
Re: LettyB – you must have gotten raped for real and it's made you so mean.
Re: Swimstud – that's kinda hot. lol
I think this movie is just going to replace Honey I Shrunk The Audience
I love him! Rock on!
Re: Swimstud – WHAT IF I WAS, THOUGH I WASN'T, ALL JOKES ASIDE THAT IS REALLY FUCKING EVIL THING TO JOKE ABOUT!!!
mmmmm yummy yummy! He was the whole reason I watched wrestling!
Re: LettyB – Dont pay him no mind..he is just being his usual vulgar self and trying to get a rise out of you!
fuckin sellout.. he left wwe to make disney movies??? i dont want to smell what the rock is cookin
So sexy!
Yeah I agree! BRING BACK MICKEY!
team demi and selena but fuck Disney still!
Sorry to tell ya this Disney, but the success of Pirates wasn't because it was a theme park attraction. It's because Johnny Depp had the guts to turn his part into a sashaying rock star of a Pirate.
Dont forget, he was also on Hanna Montana once.
(FUCK!!! Why do I know that… um… why the hell do I know that?!)
who wasnt on Hanna Montana once? Wakka Wakka!
(yes, this is my desperate attempt of covering up the fact that I knew he was on the show once… yes, I do realize that I failed miserably… son of a bitch!)
I kinda like the idea but maybe that's just cause I'm a lil bit of a space junkie at heart.
I would love TO EAT THIS GUYS HOLE.
FYI…Disney recently released a "playhouse disney" movie about 2 weeks ago….staring the one and only Mouse.
And Tomorrowland was featured in "meet the robinsons" but it was known as "today land"… so it really isn't that new of an idea.
geez u can see where his wig begins…
put him in anything and I'll watch it!
i hope they can find an excuse to get him stripped down to his briefs…he's so fucking FINE!
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Hmmmm….NO THANKS! McCain / Palin 2008!
I love Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
It's all about the People's Elbow!
This is definitely going to be awful. You have to see the writers and producers they've got in. The lowest of the low in Hollywood. Seriously the most shiteous (as you'd say) people who can't even spell. You know the kind who only do tiny reality shows that nobody watches yet name drop all day….a joke