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Sweet Mug Shot!
Filed under: Busted!
One-hit wonder Uncle Kracker has been arrested.
Kid Rock's former DJ is currently being held on $5 million by police in Raleigh, North Carolina. He was booked on a second-degree forcible sex offense after police responded to a call at an Embassy Suites hotel around 4:45 AM this morning. Rape ain't funny.
The Follow singer is expected to face a judge later today.
Posted: August 17, 2007 at 9:14 am
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OH YEAH STILL UNCLE CRAKERS A DEUSCH BAG…
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ew omg imagine that thing tryin' to stick it in. HIDEOUS
????? what a dick!
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What a sick fuck.
fg
fourteenth?!!!
eeek
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Hope him and R. Kelly share a cell.
EW NONE BOY… SHUT YO FACE… YOU BITCH
Looks like hes sucking on a lemon
disgusting
UNCLE FAT BASTARD!
Sorry.. I guess I was a little bit outta hand Perez… :[ I apologize
eww gross
omfg. i loved that song. but what a cock. RAPE??!
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what a loser.
Are we surprised? That krackhead made his start with kid rock? He's one felony child pornography case away from pound me in the ass federal prison.
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Uncle Pervert! I always steer clear of those types.
or 22nd
YAY lock up all the WIGGERS with all the N!GGERS….what a wonderful world it would be……
I think he should get raped but a very large man who is NOT going have any mercy on him! Hmm.. yes.. that sounds lovely!
Perez je t´aime! Love from Europe.
I love uncle Kracker. Those guys have groupies lineing up. I hope its a case of a pissed off stripper wanting money or fame
Actually, he's a two hit wonder. He had hits with Follow Me and Drift Away. I loved both songs.
Rape isn't funny and he is also a married man with three kids and that ain't funny either.
Why do people lyke to F up so much! please cant we all stop bein igorant n try make things betta.
Whoever was with him and got 'raped' or forced should not have been in a crappy hotel room with this piggy at 4am. Remember KOBE?
If it was on the street, in a bar, at a club….but someone is stupid enough to go up to the room….what did the person think was going to happen. Not SCRABBLE.
Burn in JAIL, Grim RAPER!!!
WHAT A NASTY FUCK.
#29 what the hell is your problem!?Oh wait I know it's you and your mama's ugly faces.
I feel sorry for his wife if he's still married.
85th!
Die, you asshole. (Not you, Perez)
It wasn't rape according to NC law. It is one of these two possibilities:
Second Degree Sexual Offense [GS 14-27.4(a)(1), Class C felony]
Sexual acts (not vaginal intercourse) by force and without consent.
Second Degree Sexual Offense [GS 14-27.5, Class C felony]
Sexual acts (not vaginal intercourse) with victim who the perpetrator knows is mentally disabled, mentally incapacitated or physically helpless [note: no force or lack of consent required].
What's wrong with cunts? I made cunts for all the land to enjoy (except for you perez)
wouuu…so boring ! really who cares ?
weeks ago, perez posted interesting news..at least he tried !
maybe you forget that your success comes from the people who love your website
think about it rather than posing for the paps or hanging out with paris
so please COME BACK
thank you
lol..Uncle Rapist
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wouuuu….so boring! really who cares ?
weeks ago, Perez used to post interesting gossip ..at least he tried!
don't forget that your success comes from the people who love reading your juicy comments!
think about rather than posing for the papzs or hanging out with Paris
so please COME BACK!
thank u
he kinda looks like jeremy piven in a weird way………………
kranke kacke hier
We love Perez! Keep up the good work!
Go fuck yourself "Gloria" come over to my house BITCH and I'll pull an Uncle Kracker on your fat fucking ass….CUNT!
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LET'S SEE THE ACCUSER
I live in Raleigh and I had no idea this happened. What the hell was he doing here?
Way to give it a funny headline, doodle on the picture, and the tell us it's about rape, perez. tact ain't necessarily your specialty.
Hey, #38, Bi-Curious in Connecticut: That is a knee-jerk blame-the-victim remark and until all the facts are in lets just continue to assume that "Hell no you fat skanky middle aged freak" still means "Hell no, you fat skanky middle aged freak"! I am allowed to be anywhere I wanna be, dressed any way I want, as long as I am not impinging on the rights of others, which obviously Ass Krack (his new prison nickname!) was.
He rapes my ears with his shitacular "music"
What a hazbeen who never wuz!
I'm from Raleigh and this is ridiculous. Uncle Kracker is disgusting, but yay for Raleigh five-o!
I feel sorry for his wife and kids. I saw their "I married a rock star" on VH1 - they seemed really happy.
If Kathy Bates ever had a look-alike it's Uncle Kracker. They are dead-ringers for a separated at birth story.
if you looked like him and had his money and connections, wouldn't you be able to PAY a willing hooker?
ew, he looks like gummi shit
Rape is never a good thing. Well, unless it's Lindsay Lohan. Sex should only be performed between two consenting adults. Or a consenting adult and a blow up sex toy, or vibrator. The hell with it…just look at some good old fashioned porn. That way you'll be sure to stay out of the big house. Ahhhh romance!
I feel sorry for that poor young woman. You know he will get a badass lawyer and rip her a new one.
Everyone has an uncle like that!
living up to his 'uncle' name. watch out boys if he changes his name to bishop kracker.
This could be some stripper trying to make a buck, no one knows the details yet.. I love the way all u assholes assume hes guilty..Its really sick that the whole world will think hes guilty of rape even if he just put his hand up some strippers shirt…
haha wow i had to bounce at his concert last night in Raleigh for G105
#56 Elizabeth….He was doing a concert w/ G105 last night. I live in Cary had no clue (didn't care) he was staying here. Weak ass shit right then!
follow me and everything is alright …haha
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Ha-ha, #72, maybe in jail he is right now getting "allegedly" assaulted himself!
Stupid fucker.. I hope he fries. People with money + illness = bubba's bitch. And even that isn't good enough. Hitler in his infinite dimensia had the right idea, but the wrong people. Rapists, pedafiles, molesters, people accused of animal cruelty and abusive spouses need to be put in one room.. and have the gas just turned on.
Good night
Gross. I lived in Raleigh for two years. And I used to LOVE that song when I was a teeny bopper. Grossssssssss.
hey yea i live in raleigh nc and i work for that company yea his ass i s here il town and yea he in some deep shit
Dear God… he looks like a sex offender
This story is making it like something happened at the hotel. it didn't. The girl is lying. She said he assaulted her at the bar in front of everyone. Right, like that happened. He wouldn't assault a 300 pound pig. thats what she is. It will come out. she is a groupie looking to get paid.
He should've listened to the song "Date Rape".
P.S. Horale Perezito…Por favor can I have un job?!?
its cary,nc not raleigh
I really feel sorry for all you people that belive headlines.. This is really disturbing that the Media and law enforcement can bring charges to a person before getting all the facts.. Society has become so sick from the Media and many of you dont realize that your mind is warped from the seeds of sickness the MEDIA plants..
This man doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and for all you haters Uncle Kracker is more then a one hit wonder he has a very impressive career and has wrote several big songs for Kid Rock and other artist… Continue with your hate campain because the haters will be nothing more then worthless losers and i hope you all get what you have coming someday.. Enjoy your miserable life you losers.
Nice to see that bail is not a paltry amount. I know it is innocent until proven guilty but it is nice to see that they don't set bail at (for example) $500. Also, since it is so high that makes me wonder what evidence they have on this…
DUDE I LIVE IN RALEIGH!
What a dicktard!
My aunt totally met him at some bar like about months ago.
What a fucking jerk!
He looks like a fat Jeremy Piven
Hey, #84: You wouldn't be Ass Krack bloggin' from the prison library would you? Can't think of anyone else going all poetical about the amazing contributions this Queef has made to the musical world! Are you also #81 defending yourself? Parenthetically, if Media Sucks, why are you posting so many friggin' comments on a gossip blog? Hmmmmm?
hey 91.. you wouldnt be the fat whore thats trying to make a buck off this are you?
Its sad that you think theres nothing wrong with a society that already assumes this guy is guilty … Enjoy your miserable life and wipe that cake off your mouth.
OMG HELL BE SINGING THAT SONG TO HIS CELLMATES…..NO RAPE ISNT FUNNY FOR MAN OR WOMAN
Kracker you are a disgusting pig and your sentence should be castration, and not limited to the balls only…. 14 years has passed since I was raped and it is still burned in my memory. The few years afterward were horrible and I wouldn't wish that kind of emotional pain on my worst enemy… or LiLo..lol
He was booked under his real name : BUSTER HYMAN !
homie looks constipated.
quote from Roselyn' Kracker you are a disgusting pig and your sentence should be castration, and not limited to the balls only…. 14 years has passed since I was raped and it is still burned in my memory. The few years afterward were horrible and I wouldn’t wish that kind of emotional pain on my worst enemy… or LiLo..lol "
Except for one thing, He didnt rape her. Matt wouldnt rape anyone. The latest news. It was a Bj . How do ya force that in a nightclub. Ya right. Some Ho's looking toi make some easy cash.
You ppl sure are gullible to believe every fruitcake that comes along.
@ #54 - Satchhomo says:
Is that you Uncke Craker? You fat ass nasty fuckin loser. I hope your sorry ass gets raped in prison. Asshole.
OMG my nephew has been cryin for hours after hearing this!!
mind u i think he is jealous of the girl:)
I wont download his song off Limewire again!! that will teach him!!
"One-hit wonder Uncle Kracker has been arrested"
Do you think the girl thinks the same?????
Why are u on Net when my dinner needs cookin???
He should have been arrested 7 years ago when he put out his 1st piece of shit album.
pretty sure the offense was NOT considered rape. he prolly just grabbed her titty or something, which is still not cool, but i'd bank on the 'victim' blowing things out of proportion. theres plenty of star fukkers out there if he wanted it that bad.
LOOKS LIKE A REALLY FAT ADAM SANDLER!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT