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He Likes 'Em Young
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo > Exclusives! > Gay Gay Gay > Andy DickThis is the best shiz!
We all know Andy Dick loves dick, but these pics are on a whole other level!!!!
Comic Andy Dick was not very funny this past weekend at a gay club in Ohio. In fact, he was disgustingly inappropriate. And we LOVE it!
Thank God so many quick-acting PerezHilton.com readers have digital cameras. We live for this!
Dick was at Axis nightclub in Columbus, which caters to the queer college boys at OSU. He was in town for a booking at FunnyBone, but it got cancelled. Ah well.
Andy rolled into the club and went on a rampage.
One PerezHilton.com reader tells us, "Andy solicited me in the bathroom, and he tried to urinate on me." Ewwwww! "Not only that, he also proceeded to attemp to piss on my for a good 30 seconds, with many people witnessing it. I had to inform him that I was not into water sports. He was beyond drunk. He seemed cracked out as fuck. And for the record, AndyDick's 'dick' is not that impressive."
Another Perezcious reader tells us that Andy did have sex in the bathroom (with another clubgoer).
"He was hitting on and making out with guys all night," says yet another spywitness. "Everyone was taking pictures! At the end of the night, he was so intoxicated that he had to be carried out of the club!"
Dick also tried to score some cocaine from a few PerezHilton.com readers, they told us.
"He kept slurring all night long," says someone who came in conctact with him. "He could barely speak."
We love you Andy Dick.
Don't change!!!!!
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I guess there ARE times when Perez doesn't make my day =(
eww
gay-ross
oh waht a spaz
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Very interesting
hahahahah. how fucked up is he right now?
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Andy Dick is a fucking dick.
Awesome!
HAHAHA
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WHAT IS UP MY OLD ASS NIGGGGGGGGGAAZ?
He is so gross.
what a sloppy drunk
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EEEEEWWWWWW
now THAT'S what I'm talking about. YEAHHHHH! good shit, Perez.
wow someone is a little drunk.. ewwww
go bucks
thats soo freakin' sad….
eeeewwww
Haha! Did he throw up on himself???
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LOL
Wow what a wreck and shame on those twinks for indulging him, i hope they got paid at least .
OMG…he's sweatin & dribbling & drooling & slurrring and spilling his drink & slobberiing & offering head plus a big old pit stain and drool or piss on his shirt.
Can anyone say trainwreck?
Nasty, NASTY little man!
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Is that piss all over his shirt? Yuk. I think I just barfed in my mouth.
first, i think,lol
i want some andy dick !!!
eww
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poor guy….not gonna lie, i'm highly entertained…but seriously, how embarassing!
is his chin real? it looks disgusting!
Ewww! He is disgusting
Doesn't Andy look like he could be Anderson Cooper's embarrassing fraternal twin that nobody talks about? Too Funny!
*Hahahahahahaha 1st
oh my gosh!
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good god he is so WET and trashed-looking. if i were a famous-ish celebrity who could get away with it, i would OH SO TOTALLY be trying to get up on all the barely legal college boys i could, so whatev. you go, andy dick!
ALTHOUGH this does make me aware of the sexist double standard yadda yadda - Britney & Lindsey & etc doing this same thing is horrible & life-wrecking but Andy Dick doing it is awesome and funny… hrmmmmm
OMG!OMG!OMG!
Wow!!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth.
I hope everyone in these pictures see themselves and realize how lost they are. This is so sad.
That picture makes me nauseous! It looks like he puked on himself… ugh look at the pic where he's kissing that boy…he's either drooling or its puke. BLEGH!!
WHAT A STONE COLD LOSAH!
I thought he was married with kids…what happened to that…
He is so gross. I don't know anyone, male or female who would want to make out with him or his D-list celebrity status. He looks and acts disgusting. I'm glad Lovitz banged a fist in his nose. Party on Andy–so you can put your miserable ass and me out of our misery.
TO THE HIP-HOP, HIP-HOP HIPPOPOTAMUS!
That's beyond gross.
I was in the bathroom with him. He tried to piss on me but I turned the tables and pissed on him. At first it was on his foot, but he got on his knees and that's when I pissed on his shirt. He did seem all all spaced out, but he was pretty fun. He tried to get me to come back to his hotel, but I had to decline.
holy crap!
Haha, i looove him…but these pictures are pretty bad!
haha the male LiLo
wow im so embarassed for andy dick.
Sad man. Very sad.
I didnt know he was so fn gross………EWWWW was he spilling drinks all over his self?/ ewwww
The one time you needed to put…'If you are easily offended' click here……
I must say these pics made me vomit a bit in my mouth. What a disgusting pig he is. He's rude, crude, thoroughly unattractive and socially unacceptable. What a sloppy, drooling drunken mess he is! I thought he was funny, but, now I'll never look at him the same again. Are those two guys in the one pic gonna try to eat his ass? *barf*
eww.. gross
he's such a nasty sloppy PIG
who the hell is he and who cares? what goes on in clubs should stay in clubs, I do believe
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought he was still "straight"??? (at least saying he was…)
I bet he smells like ass and cologne.
hahah these pics are the jackpot…kudos to those readers, I know next time when I go clubbing im gonna have my digicam with me.
Who Cares?
This seedy side of the gay world makes me sick. I love people of all persuasions, but this is hedonistic and disgusting. First of all, Andy is FUGLY. Secondly, these boys are obviously taking advantage of this celebutard to make fun of him and take his pic for your site. Many comedians are manic depressives and ultimately act destructively until suicide or OD time. This is the path this f-er is on, and it looks as if he deserves his fate. How pathetic and nasty. This is what he is living for? What a waste of space.
#42 - I don't think it's a double standard. Nicole, Lindsay & Paris were all driving drunk. It doesnt appear that he would be driving. He was probably throwing up in the back seat 5 minutes after these pics were taken.
that's fucking disgusting
We DON"T love you Andy dick, change into a human being, or just choke on whatever and die. Foul specimen!
Wooo, those college boys are fine. Why waste time on the drunken has-been?
I saw him last night and he was horrible. It wasn't even funny. His son went on before him and BOMBED. Like crickets in the room bombed. It sucks ’cause we were so excited…
damn
That's sad. He did a brilliant comedy album awhile ago on getting busted, going to jail and rehab, and then getting sober. He was sober for a few years after that, and obviously not anymore! Hope he gets some help and stops making such an ass of himself.
I don't know who is worse? The has been drunk comic or the wanna bees? Pathetic to say the least.
gross
Wooo, those college boys are fine. Why waste time on that has-been?
Andy is starting to look like Dr. Drew from Loveline… maybe a seperated at birth is needed
jesus…….wow…….have some tact………..and maybe a shower
What kind of event in a person's life would turn them into such a mess? He must have been anally raped with a cattle prod by his dad everynight. A sad, SAD mess. He's writing his own E! true hollywood story as we speak.
"ANDY DICK IS SO GAY HIS CHAPSTICK IS COCK-FLAVORED."-Lisa Lampanelli
these pics make me wanna puke a little
He's the biggest pretty wreck I've ever seen! Okay, maybe not the prettiest. By a longshot…. Hm. On second thought, he's the biggest OOOGLIEST wreck I've ever seen.
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Shame on whomever think this is funny. If it was a girl that drunk and everyone laughing and feeding her drinks it wouldnt be as funny. I cannot help but feel bad for Andy. He is obviously wasted and maybe on something and we all know what it is like to be that or half of that at least, but for the most part, noone would have a camera. What the fuck is wrong with people. Leave him alone.
What's all over his shirt - cum?!? LMAO!
Gross! Some of those guys are barely legal.
It reminds me of that website where that sleazy old man with a beard pays handsome young men to let him do them.
Perez, this is even worse than your "Crisco's Balls" or Azis sitting in a chair with a big boner.
ANDY DICK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THAT IS MY KIND OF CELEBRITY!!!!!
eww,, Andy Dick is iccky! these lil boys that played with him are silly,,, and slutty ,, desperate,, etc,, hehee
again,,
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
CASTRO STILL ALIVE!
You freaking liar. When will you say the truth? That you are a big, fat, gay asshole who believes every stupid shit?
I don't know what's more vomit inducing: Andy Dick looking like the World's Biggest Douche or those twinky little hangers on who are skeezing all over him.
That doesn't look like Andy Dick.
Time to book a plane to Columbus!!!!
you should be ashamed of yourself You being a gay man yourself . To show another human being so vunerable and having a laugh at his expensive . Really I know you have had people probably make fun of you and you probably have made some bad choices that were not exposed on the internet for every one to laugh and ridicule at.Like where do you draw the line . I think your the pathetic one . Now laugh and justify it with your silly get ups and silly hair do's and big ego . I feel so sorry for you . BUt then you would say your a a equal opportunist …. you shit on everybody .
This isn't entertaining, it's pathetic and disgusting. Doesn't he have kids? Guess he doesn't care. What a jerk. I heart Jon Lovitz.
Um, what are they all looking at under the table? Ewwwwwwwww
ANDY DICK IS FUCKING DISGUSTING IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
Perez, I used to live in C-Town for a while, and I've been to the Axis! I wished to all get out that I was there to witness this atrocity. I agree, this only makes me LOVE Andy Dick even more! He should title his memoirs: My Life As A. Dick!
ew ew ewww! i puked a little… not even a little, alot. this is sick. quick post something better up before i go to school! gah, can't have this be the last thing i see!!!
by the way gwen stefani was amazing in concert in malaysia!
Is that cummmm all over his shirt??????????? ewww