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Mickey Rourke Is So Edgy

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Mickey Rourke

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Loud groan!

We can only imagine the string of colorful words that will leap out of Mickey Rourke's mug once he takes off his stupid sunglasses and looks into the mirror his pal is pointing at.

This is what happens when you walk into a salon drunk with your douche shades on!

Is there any excuse for that hair????

Hell to the no!

[Image by Greg Tidwell via Pacific Coast News Online.]

86 comments to “Mickey Rourke Is So Edgy”



  1. 1

    blah..next

  2. pabst says – reply to this


    2

    P, that looks like something you'd wear. TOOL!!!



  3. 3

    You know you want to fuck him, gayboy!



  4. 4

    who is this guy..hehe



  5. 5

    People who hate on Perez on his own site are paying Perez.



  6. 6

    Mario do you ever look in the mirror…trust me your no prize….

  7. Dita says – reply to this


    7

    It's better than it was



  8. 8

    I may not be first but hey I won a free WII!!!!!
    Thanks Perez for making this sight even more lame!!!!
    Get rid of that annoying Fucking Ad!!!!



  9. 9

    Re: pabst

    Hey Buddy,
    Are you able to enjoy a cold one yet?
    I have had several in your honor :D



  10. 10

    Actually, he looks really great here for a change. Hot!



  11. 11

    HEY PEREZ YA BIG HOMO!!



  12. 12

    What's your problem with Mickey Rourke Perez? He likes doggies too.



  13. 13

    thats a good side for him at least he doesnt look FUCKED UP like he always does he actually looks hot minus those white strands lol



  14. 14

    You know you want him, Mario!



  15. 15

    Like YOUR multicolored hair hasn't looked just as bad in the past, Perez!



  16. 16

    What is your excuse Mario, strike that, I mean EDDIE MUNSTER!!!!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    I have to say it beats the stragly blonde. Frankly I don't think it looks so bad. The facial hair looks like a bad wax job on someones vajayjay but whatever, it's his hair and his face, woop it up!



  18. 18

    Re: PixieDust and Beer – Hello!! tomorrow a few brews for me are a waiting in the fridge!arghh!



  19. 19

    Perez!!!! Mickey Rourke's brother is a homeless guy not too far from where I live down in Miami Beach. He sculpts these amazing faces on street poles here to get money for his habits, they all seem to look a little like his brother. Some one should seriously do a story on this guy.

  20. pabst says – reply to this


    20

    Re: PixieDust and Beer – NICE!!! I savored quite a few over the weekend and it was FANTASTIC. It was sheer beauty. The cause appreciates your support :)



  21. 21

    His hair is no more fuc*ed up than yours, and he is sporting a "mammal toe" WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!



  22. 22

    Re: BBBoricua – Hi BBBeautifull!!



  23. 23

    Re: pabst – Arghhhhhhhh!!!



  24. 24

    Re: Sensitivity – ARRRRRRRRRRR



  25. 25

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – see you later mrs saw



  26. 26

    this is old new perez… his hair is like that for iron man!

  27. pabst says – reply to this


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    Re: Sensitivity – Shiver me timbers :)



  28. 28

    he looks about normal my question is why havent you cut ur head off yet no matter what hair cut you get your still pig faced or is it two faced



  29. 29

    Re: JigSaw – God I hope so….I am fired the fuck up!



  30. 30

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – Het sweety..we can slip behind the bar during the reception!!Arghhh!!



  31. 31

    Re: Sensitivity

    Hey handsome

    I am enjoying a cold brew as I type!!!
    Day off and the fridge is full of the tasty little cans!!!!! ;)



  32. 32

    Re: pabst – and pores me a cold one!hukhukhukhukhukhuk!



  33. 33

    Fuck you Perez. He's a good guy.



  34. 34

    They make a really cute couple! Actually, Mickey Rourke has surprisingly good taste in clothing.



  35. 35

    Post my shit



  36. 36

    Re: PixieDust and Beer – O my!! what kind of beer?



  37. 37

    Wow Perez…slow news day? Mickey is beautiful, inside & out so leave him alone, you WISH you looked as good as him!!



  38. 38

    I just remember Mickey in 9 1/2 weeks………..and I'd like to keep it that way!!



  39. 39

    looks like Danny Gokey from American Idol. lol



  40. 40

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT – cool, i will be limping tomorrow too!



  41. 41

    Re: Pucifer – I agree…he is always dressed to the nines…Perez has no clue



  42. 42

    I would love to see Mickey Rourke rip your heart out of your chest Fat Body! you have zero right to comment on other peoples looks…did you forget to look into the mirror yourself today for a reality check you fat fuck?



  43. 43

    Re: Sensitivity – Hola, Sensitivity! It is always good to see you…. :)

  44. pabst says – reply to this


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    Re: PixieDust and Beer – Excellent. ;)



  45. 45

    .
    ..

    ….
    Mickey is DELICIOUS
    ….

    ..
    .



  46. 46

    what are you looking at???



  47. 47

    "WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???"
    Stealing from Michael K again, Perez?



  48. 48

    .
    ..

    ….
    DELECTABLE
    ….

    ..
    .



  49. 49

    Why PBR of course!!!
    Thanks to our good friend, I have rediscovered the tastiness of my early days :) Thanks Pabst!!!



  50. 50

    Re: JigSaw – That's my plan sexy…….



  51. 51

    Mickey Rourke is a very talented actor who has had some very unfortunate and tough breaks. He seems to have a wonderful soul and he doesn't deserve this bashing. Coming from someone who clearly has no fashion sense, has blue grey hair and is a fake, irritating bitch!!! I'm sick you you and your stupid ass site!



  52. 52

    Re: PixieDust and Beer

    Re: pabst

    .
    .
    PBR ME….ASAP…..
    .
    .



  53. 53

    Who is posting today, is isn't Perez thats for sure, look at the writing on the pic.



  54. 54

    he's one of the best actors in history,at least he has a talent of some sort unlike you Perez who's only talent is living off others fame and praying that you'll be as famous as the talented people you write about and kiss their asses.



  55. 55

    PEREZ THERE IS AN EXCUSE FOR HAIR: It's for his role in Iron Man 2.



  56. 56

    I read somewhere else like three days ago, this is for a part in a movie..if memory serves me correctly..Iron man 2



  57. 57

    Hair is the last fucking thing you should be talking shit about..but then again, this is not Perez writing.



  58. 58

    I don't think he looks that bad…
    I think I read sometime last week that his hair is like that for his part in the next/new Iron Man movie…. I think I read that at TMZ…



  59. 59

    You'd ever think it was for his Iron Man role? And I'd picture something like that on you Perez. ;)



  60. 60

    The guy behind him totally looks like Jason Lee off My Name Is Earl!



  61. 61

    Look who's talking,YOU'VE had the worse hair in history u r a retard Mario!!!

  62. Scrib says – reply to this


    62

    Perez, your obsession with people's appearance is getting on my nerves. Who made you the style expert? You look like Hell half the time and I wouldn't be caught dead in most of the hideous things you wear.



  63. 63

    Re: Melissa is always RIGHT

    You've been PBR'd!!!!



  64. 64

    Re: PixieDust and Beer – Ya for Pabst!!!



  65. 65

    I think he looks pretty damn good in this photo, actually. Perez, you're kind of a hypocrytical Queen bitch, if you ask me.



  66. 66

    he looks like david gest now.vom.



  67. 67

    Re: BBBoricua – and you dear!!



  68. 68

    *
    I'd like to see Mickey break your f**king legs.
    *
    This post is crap. Get us some juice about Iron Man 2.
    *



  69. 69

    His hair looks much better shorter. He's a good actor, I love how he loves his dogs, and his life story is unique. In the long run, his hair is minor stuff.



  70. 70

    YOU are one to talk about someone's hair. I think you just say shit like this to get people worked up.



  71. 71

    Separated at birth: Mickey R. and mexican rock star Alejandra Guzman!



  72. 72

    jeez prez cut the guy some slack, he's hung like a donkey and we all know you like that!



  73. 73

    Just heard my bros told me some H O T models are p utting up

    their profile on a tall d ating site ___T a l l M e e t . C o

    M___,are they just on f i r e or what??

  74. Zappa says – reply to this


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    Thats entertaining - Perez making fun of someone's hair. I mean Mickey is fugly but at least he doesn't look like a clown took a neopolitan dump on his head.



  75. 75

    His ass is just showin off again! There is nothing modest or humble about this guy!! And it is a matter of time that he will fuck up again!!



  76. 76

    Omg…u talking shit about someones hair?…have u seen the colors u sport?…and the hair do's?…funny u mention a mirror cuz u haven't seen urself in one either..



  77. 77

    omg… you of all people shouldnt comment on hair.. you have the shiteous hair cuts ever… and his actually looks good.. so…shut up already



  78. 78

    its only freaking hair and at least he owns it….i remember your fucking parrot hair in every shade, and you didn't rock it, so quit throwing stones…you are such a hippo-crit, look back at your not so long ago past….bone head



  79. 79

    LoL, What aboyt what YOU were wearing a week-few weeks back? Looked like something my GRANDMA would wear, you fat fuck, you have no room to talk about ANYONE



  80. 80

    ITS VERY SIMILAR TO YOUR HAIR PEREEZ….PLUS ITS NOT THAT BAD…AT LEAST HE HAS CUT HIS HAIR!!!!!!!!!!



  81. 81

    Top boy old Mickey. Fucked up royally and he's back. A loud mouth womansing, drinker. Old school Hollywood. The only people caning it these days it seems are z list birds Lezbo Lohan for example. Welcome back Micheal. Let's not forget he was an amazing actor in his day



  82. 82

    Ummm, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOUR FUCKED UP HAIR PEREZ! I find it SO AMUSING that the people you bash most are a mirrored reflection of the things you hate about yourself. It doesn't take a fucking Psychology Major to figure that one out!



  83. 83

    Re: Zappa – LOVES IT!



  84. 84

    I like Mickey - he's a mans MAN - and his hair rocks too :)



  85. 85

    He's MAdonna's next adopted kid.



  86. 86

    He kind of looks like David Gest