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There's Always Dramz With B!

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Britney Spears bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, has been officially charged with battery.

The altercation happened last month as the mother of two and her "protector" were leaving a Spa at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas and a paparazzo got a little too close for comfort.

Andrew Deetz, the photographer, filed a complaint against Camera after the incident and police came to the scene to question both parties.

Camera was charged with one count of misdemeanor battery.  If convicted, he faces up to six months in jail, and or a $1,000 fine.

We hope Britney's paying his legal bills!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

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118 comments to “There's Always Dramz With B!”

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  1. lar-bo says – reply to this


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    first

  2. 1 says – reply to this


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    first

  3. bitch says – reply to this


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    MMM !

  4. Elle says – reply to this


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    That picture is TERRIBLE! And freakin' hilarious too.

  5. WTF..??? says – reply to this


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    lol…funny funny funny

  6. cd says – reply to this


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    so sad …

  7. AC says – reply to this


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    haha!!

  8. jayla says – reply to this


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    hahahah thas the most hilarious picture

  9. Megs says – reply to this


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    :'( I mean do you know for sure that these kids just eat junk? they have rich mom who can afford to hire the best nanny's and cooks. You should really post how it was proven that she does not abuse her kids.

  10. gapeach says – reply to this


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    this pic is priceless….1st?

  11. Anna says – reply to this


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    1st?!

  12. bec says – reply to this


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    what is that pic!! horrible!

  13. Bytch says – reply to this


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    I think that this is so tackey!

  14. megan says – reply to this


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    wow

  15. tom says – reply to this


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    fist

  16. alex bailey says – reply to this


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    omg im not suprised! I LOVE MEGAN BISHOFF & ROCKY BOSTICK!

  17. the princess says – reply to this


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    GOD!! what a poor baby!!

  18. Jenna says – reply to this


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    wow that picture is hilarious…..where the hell did you get that perez?? lol

  19. ewweweewe says – reply to this


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    first

  20. sdfd says – reply to this


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    damn that must be britney's baby

  21. infamous E Roberto says – reply to this


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    fifth! what evsssss

  22. jeff says – reply to this


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    @first

  23. Kaycee says – reply to this


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    ha…….. that's effin' hilarious……… i love that picture.

  24. Ana says – reply to this


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    hahahahah great photoshopping

    Perez did you get my email about Chavez???? dude I can´t believ you´re not posting anything about it, Venezuela is the next China, Chavez now has patria potestad over all infants between 3 - 20 years old!

  25. the princessa says – reply to this


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    i really fell sorry for that photographer!!

  26. I LOVE THE PAPARAZZO says – reply to this


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    I hope the thug rots in jail for the rest of his life. Those paparazzi are doing their JOB. If Britney doesn't like them, she should stay cooped up in her mansion, and never go out. They have no right to just beat up people in public places.

  27. Alex says – reply to this


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    LOL…FUNNY PICTURE…but it's not Brit's baby

  28. wtf says – reply to this


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    holy crap that shit looked so real

  29. Jake says – reply to this


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    Re: I LOVE THE PAPARAZZO – You're a fucking idiot…did you even see that video? She had her baby in her arm and was getting pushed by the Paps.

  30. korndawg73@yahoo.coma says – reply to this


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    Bum one luv?

  31. julie says – reply to this


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    this picture is not funny. take it down.

  32. VegasBabette says – reply to this


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    That picture is at once hilarious and sad.
    Sad but true, I suppose?

  33. Marie says – reply to this


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    literally. one of the funniest pictures. EVER.
    [and the people getting butthurt about it are semi-hilarious as well]

  34. Joe says – reply to this


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    Guys you may not like Britney but it's not cool to make a spectacle of her and her relationship with her children. That picture is not funny.

  35. asa says – reply to this


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    YOUR NOT FUCKING FIRST YOU FUCKING FUCKER YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK ASS FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU YOU

  36. dingy dongy says – reply to this


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    Haven't ya'll heard about my new line of baby bottles? I'm putting nipples on mtn dew, redbull and pepsi…….maybe even milk. plus coming out with baby sized cheetos and child sized starbucks although thouse won't be having ni nipples as they be more adultish drinks….ya'all come buy this along with me new CD!

  37. t-Rel says – reply to this


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    it's a doll people

  38. what the hell says – reply to this


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    what the hell is up with this picture? the next thing you know some BIMBO is going to think that…that is One of her kids..DUmbass! Perez, Don't start with me..OK! Britney Spears is on her way back!

  39. CheetosandPepsi says – reply to this


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    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA
    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA
    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA
    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA
    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA
    That picture is funny because it is true. AHAHAHAHA

  40. que estupidez says – reply to this


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    ya se pasaron ustedes no tienen respeto por nada ni por nadien, en cuanto a un comentario de chavez, quien eres tu chavez no tiene ninguna potesta sobre los niños venezolanosa, es una completa ridiculez, anda diciendo eso desde que el es presidente, pondran hablar basura de el pero el sigue y seguira siendo el mejor presidente venezolano que se a tenido, el pueblo les debe muchas cosas, incluyendome, que su gobierno indenmizo mi casa que estaba en alto riesgo, y eso paso sin conocerlo, sin nada a cambio, eso no lo puede decir muchas personas, en especial bush que envia a esos pobres soldados americanos a morir como unos perros lejos de sus hogares

  41. Jillian says – reply to this


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    OMG, That pic lmfao

  42. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEONE BETTER TO TALK ABOUT THAN THE FIVE OR WHATEVER STORIE'S ABOUT HER YOU PUT UP TODAY@@@@@@@@@@@%^&*(()p)(&&^^%$%#$#$$^*(((

  43. abigail says – reply to this


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    that picture HAHAHA

  44. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    Re: asa
    AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN A WILD MOOD TODAY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  45. Jillian says – reply to this


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    omg, is that baby eating Cheeto's and drinking pepsi?! The large starbucks is a nice touch.

  46. BLONDIE says – reply to this


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    The pic is funny though@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

  47. hahahahaa says – reply to this


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    You're LATE bitch. I already saw this earlier. But still FULARIOUS. yeah fuckin hilarious..my trademark =)

  48. Ricky Martin says – reply to this


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    Re: que estupidez – Nececitas estudiar español. Tú escribes muy mal. ¿No tienes educación?

  49. TexasChick says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!!!!! So funny!!!

  50. claudiaaa says – reply to this


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    thiss F baby is so ugly! lol WTF have in his mouth????

  51. ve says – reply to this


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    The funniest thing about the picture is the etch n sketch "help me"

  52. boo says – reply to this


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    Thats just wrong. I may not care for Britney but thats in really bad taste, no one knows what is going on with her kids and hurtful things like that is why she probably broke down. No wonder she flakes on perforing, everyone is watching to see her fuck up. BOOOO

  53. WELCOMETOHELL says – reply to this


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    Stupid Bitch

  54. CoCoChanel says – reply to this


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    LOL. Funniest photo of the day. You KNOW that's what Shitney's babies look like behind closed doors. She sticks cheetos up their mouth and a Popsicle up their asses to get them to shut up.

  55. ash says – reply to this


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    this is just horrible and inhumane.. why post this??

  56. ash says – reply to this


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    not a funny pic at all-

  57. etta says – reply to this


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    so fake

  58. ocexwildchild says – reply to this


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    The funniest thing I've seen today. Those poor kids.

  59. anon says – reply to this


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    That doll looks like it has a cleft palate!

  60. Mia says – reply to this


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    That is a creepy looking doll, or whateva the fcuk it is. I'm gonna have nightmares tonite.

  61. Kent says – reply to this


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    That's a horrible piece of art! Obviously it's creator was inspired by the scandal surrounding Britney Spears and her children. It's all fiction at this point however, the investigation into Britney's mother skills has been closed by child protective services! Obviously they found nothing wrong : P

  62. uh oh says – reply to this


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    Absolutely DISTURBING! That picture made my stomach turn. I was horrified by the image…. what looks like a bloody nose. Then was equally distraught that you would EVER use this image. Sick! Someone spent time on this concoction?

  63. This is art? says – reply to this


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    I really hate stupid "so called" art like this….
    Hope the artist is "really" starving…

  64. Trish says – reply to this


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    OMG THIS PICTURES OF FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  65. Trish says – reply to this


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    That doll is almost as ugly as the real Spears kids.

  66. Britney fans are pathetic says – reply to this


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    LMAO I love that pic. The bitch is such a joke the world over.
    Everyone makes fun of her, she has no respect whatsoever.

  67. MDMogo1 says – reply to this


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    creeped out p - no good

  68. heyyall says – reply to this


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    *sniff sniff* I smell a dirty nappy!

  69. Keily says – reply to this


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    aww
    omgosh.. poor child.
    britney's crazy.
    i feel for her children.
    i really do.
    she is def. not mom material

  70. Melissa says – reply to this


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    That Picture is the funniest SHIT ever!
    LOL…Love the cheetos!

  71. NOT A FUNNY PIC says – reply to this


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    this picture is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT funny.
    Make fun of Brit Brit ALL U GUYS want… and even though this pic if of a doll… it's AWFUL… cuz we ALL know that there are STUPID parent's out there that may have their kids look like this, and it is NO FUCKING JOKE.
    Perez… take it down… PLEASE.
    lub ur site… hate this pic.

  72. kathie! says – reply to this


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    no loving mom puts pepsi in her child's bottle.

  73. suzy says – reply to this


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    Britney's babies are not abused or neglected….Lets bring her situation back to reality…She is a young single mother of 2, trying to balance her career and being a mom….How many women do you know who are in her same situation???….

  74. Heather says – reply to this


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    I think they just smear Brit… she has her issues… but this is ridiculous! She makes mistakes with her kids… all new moms do. I don't think she is a bad mother an apparently CPS doesn't either. She really shouldn't be out partying all the time but she has a slew of nannies… and te children look healthy and are adorable. Just leave Brit alone. PS.. hate the news songs brit! its like Cyndi Lauper reincarnated!

  75. Disgusted says – reply to this


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    What does this picture have to do with this story? This is sick, some creepy wanna be artist is getting recognition because the Perez is using this disgusting image to sensationalize a story that in no way involves the children. Maybe you can't give Britney a break because it sells you Perez, but don't you have enough heart to give the kids a pass?

  76. que estupidez says – reply to this


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    precisamente porque la tengo digo esto, se pasan con esto, y mantengo lo que digo ricky falso!

  77. Disgusted says – reply to this


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    Re: jayla – you're sick and stupid

  78. Jamie says – reply to this


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    Just have him deported.

  79. candice says – reply to this


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    saw them taking this pic over on robertson on sat afternoon.

  80. TrashyWilma says – reply to this


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    This is hysterical!

  81. perez is dumb says – reply to this


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    this is very rude and uncalled 4

  82. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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    The Britney Spears Bodyguard Song
    .
    Sung to the tune of "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'."
    .
    .
    "You keep sayin',
    That I need to stay home nights,
    You keep layin' all your advice on me,
    .
    When I'm playin',
    You watch everything I do,
    .
    Just quit payin'
    All your attention to me.
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your stalkin',
    You paparazzi zoo,
    .And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep layin'
    In wait to stab me in the back,
    .
    You keep me smellin'
    Like somethin' less than a rose,
    .
    You keep sayin'
    I'm a train that's jumped off it's tracks,
    .
    You stepped and stomped and walked on ten of my toes,
    .
    .
    My brutes don't like your gawkin',
    And takin' pictures too,
    And one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!
    .
    .
    You keep choosin'
    Photos that make me look sleazy,
    .
    You say I'm losin'
    All my looks and my fame,
    .
    You think bein' a party girl is easy,
    If I look dumb I'm holdin' you to blame,
    .
    .
    My brutes aren't made for talkin',
    That's not what they do,
    But one of these days my brutes are gonna stomp all over you!"

    .
    Rash Manly therashreport.com

  83. Last, Suckers! says – reply to this


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    *
    Wait. Which one is that?
    Tater Tot or lil French Fry?
    *

  84. Samantha says – reply to this


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    Newsflash!! CPS closed the child abuse case. There is some people on the streets with their kids. Does anyone care about their welfare? No!! Some of you people annoy the hell out of me. Britney does not have a DUI, and does not have a felony. What did Britney do to you to make you want her life to be destroyed? Not wear underwear? psh. Get a life. I hope someday when you have kids of your own, and the first mistake you make is exploited way out of proportion.

  85. Stacey Tamiko says – reply to this


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    How good is this Photo!!!! When will Britney get charged with battery! I,v siad it before and i'll YELL it again. GIVE BRITNEY SHOCK THERAPY

  86. BritLoco says – reply to this


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    Britney is a violent person, she's a big burly stumpy tranny, she beat fedEx with a frying pan, then she tried to break down the door and scared her poor babies, then she beat the photogs with her umbrella, then she had her bodyguard assault that poor guy taking a pic, she's like a crazy dike butch now. Look at the veins in her thick neck. Menacing.

  87. vma rox says – reply to this


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    perez, this is just about one of the worst things you've done.

    are you going back in the closet? and this is YOUR baby? not getting enough views on your site so you have to bash britney?

    low perez, low

  88. Shane says – reply to this


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    That picture is so vindictive and awful, Perez you get worse! You don't know when too much, is TOO MUCH! :@

  89. single mother - wah wah says – reply to this


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    OMG #74 - suzy - wake up and smell the income. Brit is a poor single mother juggling two babies and a career? PUHLEEZE… da bitch is pulling in almost 800 grand a month..yeah real poor single mother, making her own way, much the same as the single mother cleaning hotel rooms or working in a restaurant. Bitch only sees her kids when she feels like it. Get over yourself with the pity party. If you feel so bad for single mothers get out there and give one who is really struggling some help. Brit is fading in just about every way possible.

  90. jayla says – reply to this


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    Re: Disgusted – you have no sense of humour and need to expand your vocab :) its a doll who cares how they pose it its a funny picture get over it. losers

  91. Ian says – reply to this


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    Does no one else find it particularly funny that the pap got his ass kicked by some dude named "Camera"?

    "Pap Beaten By Camera"

    good times.

  92. tonie (i am french) says – reply to this


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    Le pauvre! c'est une mère indigne et si elle continu de faire ses concerts en play back son retour ne sera pas sensationnel!
    En tout cas ton blog est génial!
    aussi bete que méchant avec beaucoup d'humour!
    Felicitation!
    That good.

    Bye.

  93. Carrie says – reply to this


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    I s that a Lee Middleton baby doll from FAO Schwartz?

  94. Amanda says – reply to this


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    That picture is freakin' hilarious

  95. Karah says – reply to this


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    AGAIN the stalkarazzi have all the rights and invidiuals have none. Star or not Britney should have the right to go out of her house w/o being HOUNDED 24/7 by a huge pack of stalkarazzi 6" away from her face and the faces of her children.

    BACK the fuck off! Lets pass some laws about this type of behavior before we have another Diana on our hands, we never learn.

  96. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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    That is the fugliest white baby I have ever seen!

  97. lili says – reply to this


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    SO True, her babies are ugly. she should not reproduce ever.

  98. NICKIE says – reply to this


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    #1 all you people have to be fuckin retarded
    to think its ok for the pap fucks to hord around her kids like that.#2 If she puts her kids to bed later so they sleep in later so fuckin what? do you think horse teeth angelina, and yes sexy but PUSSY WHIPED brad have there tribe in bed by 8 or 9 yea right those poor kids dont even stay in the same time zone for long!!!!! and so what if she gives her kids soda once in awhile you mean to tell me no ones given there kids soda before? PLEASE ,give it a rest and another thing given someone alittle benadrelle to help them sleep never hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  99. Hold your head up Brit! says – reply to this


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    Britney is doing good after having the whole world on a crazed witch hunt just to put her down. Go girl you will win. Then may be k-sorryFed will get off his sorry ass and pay for his own child support to Shar instead of trying to get Britney to pay it.

  100. girlybat says – reply to this


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    "Spears defended herself, saying 'It wasn't our fault, our baby was drunk, y'all."

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