Brad To Wed When Clooney And His Boyfriend Gets Equal Rights!

We proudly welcome him to gayborhood!
The rumors about George Clooney liking peen have never ceased, but Brad Pitt has used it to his advantage!
Poppa Pitt claimed that he would marry Angelina once same-sex unions were legalized in America, yet he has diverted the pressure to a close friend.
“Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so,” Pitt jokes with People while referring to Clooney.
Touché, Brad!
You better watch it before you’re banned from Lake Como!
P.S. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire! Or gerbils!
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