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Lindsay In Jail For 84 Minutes!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Busted!

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Such a lucky break!

Lindsay Lohan checked herself into the Lynwood jail on Thursday. The same facility where Paris Hilton spent almost a month.

Lohan was sentenced to serve 24 hours in jail, but ended up spending barely an hour and a half in the facility.

This is it. This is her get out of jail free pass.

If she fucks up again, they need to throw the book at her! She will have to serve serious time!

Lohan has already been arrested for DUI twice.

She still has to serve her community service, though.

Lindsay has a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving!!!

123 comments to “Lindsay In Jail For 84 Minutes!”

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  1. emniem says – reply to this


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    wow

  2. derek says – reply to this


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    1st!!!!! I love la lohan!!

  3. PIP says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FRIGGIN JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. emniem says – reply to this


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    this is so stupid, she needs jail

  5. kyoshi says – reply to this


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    ew, lindsay is ugly.

  6. lisa says – reply to this


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    first. I have no idea what this means, but I see it on the comments all the time

  7. Bevv says – reply to this


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    i love lindseypoo

  8. s says – reply to this


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    first!!!!

  9. teresa says – reply to this


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    I smell bullshit.

  10. Bryan says – reply to this


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    One day I will be first dammit

  11. Zanessa sweetie says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  12. angela says – reply to this


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    84 minutes thats it? how lame

  13. PIP says – reply to this


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    WHAT A FRIGGIN JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. me says – reply to this


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    what a bloody joke - celebs can get away with anything and their not the most deserving or intelligent people on this planet. they should not be celebrated - so thank goodness for you perze. what does this girl even do anymore? didnt she used to act or something?!

  15. i dance says – reply to this


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    first

  16. icy says – reply to this


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    TOTAL BS!!!!!!!

  17. Chloe says – reply to this


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    First!!!

  18. stephen says – reply to this


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    Fuck her. Hope her fame fades out.

  19. FOSHO' says – reply to this


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    first

  20. kylie says – reply to this


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    They always say that if she does it again, she'll get more time. Yeah right, I'll believe it when i see it.

  21. Adam says – reply to this


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    I hope if I get rich and famous I'll be able to use my get out of jail free card too! Way to go Linds!

  22. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Fuck That shit
    2 DUI's and this shit is her punishment!?

  23. Slutty McSlut~Slut! says – reply to this


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    Fuck that Bitch!!!

  24. um says – reply to this


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    why the fuck do they all get off so easy. so unfair. stupid bitch

  25. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! I REALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THESE CELEBRITIES SPEND ONLY A FEW MINUTES whereas other people get to be in jail for months or years!!! VERY UNFAIR!! IT MAKES ME SO MAD!!! Until a PERSON DIES is when they will be in jail….
    6:36pm

  26. sigh of relief for Linds says – reply to this


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    man she got off easy compared to Paris. not that the cases were the same but she lucked up. they're trying to put all of these ppl in jail.

  27. lily says – reply to this


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    WHAT A C*UNT. CELEBRITIES ALWAYS GET OFF, WHAT'S NEW. STUPID BITCHES, LET IT BE ANYONE OF US, AND WE WOULD BE THROWN IN JAIL. SHE MUST HAVE PAID THOSE GUYS OFF NOT TO PRESS REAL CHARGES AGAINST HER.

  28. Cyrano says – reply to this


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    Am I the only one who is waiting with baited breath for her to fuck up again and have to go to the pokey for like…years and years?

  29. Ozzy says – reply to this


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    If she was not white she would have, had to spend not only 24 hourss but much more. I mean look at that foxy brown chick. She's black and they threw the book at her and Lindsay is so white u need sunglasses just to look at her and she gets 87minutes. thats fucked

  30. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Did you people really think that it would go down any differently?

  31. you know it says – reply to this


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    I HOPE SHE FUCKS UP AGAIN

  32. you know it says – reply to this


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    Re: LoliT@_HonDuRaS – i agree with you the court system is fucked up! no wonder people kill judges and their families. I applaud them

  33. William G. says – reply to this


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    I know it has been said a million times, but celebrities should not receive preferential treatment. This is American law, tried and true, and should embody EQUALITY. Throw that cunt in jail.

  34. William G. says – reply to this


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    I know it has been said a million times, but celebrities should not receive preferential treatment. This is American law, tried and true, and should embody EQUALITY. Throw that cunt in jail.

  35. shut up hoebag says – reply to this


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    Re: Jennifer – get a life bitch

  36. MARY DANATO says – reply to this


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    METH HEAD SLUT!!!!!!!

  37. Ashley says – reply to this


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    TO ANYONE WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE CALIFORNIA JAIL PROBLEM!!! :: look i highly doubt they locked her up for a small time out and figured she learned her lesson. California and Southern California especially has a serious problem with the jails. THEIR WAY TOO FULL. argue on me all you want on this but bcuz there is so many people here in california locked up and theres only so many jails…they get full FAST, especially around holiday times when people are getting arrested more. at times they usually just put roll out cots in the hallways and even then it gets too full! so dont be sayin she got off cuz shes a star ive known plenty of people who have gotten arrested and went to county and got releasd a few hours later bcuz there was just absolutely no room. Socal needs to build a couple more jails.

  38. MAD says – reply to this


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    LEAVE HER ALONE! AT LEAST SHE IS TRYING TO CHANGE AND HASN'T BEEN IN ANY TROUBLE.

  39. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA FUCKKKK HER N DA MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  40. Shannon says – reply to this


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    She makes me sick…

  41. Shelly says – reply to this


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    Thats sounds like Hollyweird with its weirdos.

  42. lj says – reply to this


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    Not again! She needs some discipline, not the easy way out.

  43. its on bitches says – reply to this


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    CERTIFIABLY HARDCORE.

  44. LEONa'$ GHO$T IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER BITCHES!!! says – reply to this


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    I WOULDN'T BE A BIT SURPRISED IF THE POPE SHOWS UP AT THE
    "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" HOUSE NEXT YEAR WITH A BOX OF TROJANS AND A HAPPY MEAL :) WHEN HE VISITS THE U.S. NEXT YEAR ON HIS "POPE AND THE POPE-ETTES WORLD TOUR!"

  45. jordan says – reply to this


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    it's not really a "lucky break." this happens all the time, celeb or not. seriously, do some research for a change.

  46. sean says – reply to this


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    Ha ha, joke on all of us…remember during the car chase she was quoted saying that she was a "celebrity and nothing would happen to her." I guess she was right. However, once a crackhead alway a crackhead. It's just a matter of time before she'e stumbling around again….Goodluck IDIOT!!!

  47. Gail says – reply to this


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    Re: christina aguilera – why is that :|

  48. Angie says – reply to this


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    For all the people who constantly feel the need to say, "first!"… get a fuckin life you dumb fucks! Nobody gives a shit.

    Anyway, i think this is bullshit.

    Celebrities can get away w/ fuckin murder.

  49. perez is a meth head says – reply to this


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    perez is a meth head

  50. Melissa says – reply to this


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    This has nothing to do with Lohan. It has to do with KENDRA!!!!! Yes Hef's GF….
    O her About me, & I quote "I love Hef sooo much and he is the best guy in the world but something like this doesnt really last forever! "
    WTFFFFFF???? What does that mean?

  51. Paige says – reply to this


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    Why didnt you show the new mug shot???? She looks sober and rested and like shes had a bit too much Restylane. Not like the crackhead-looking mugshot above. I hope she continues her sobriety and yall n eed to leave her alone.

  52. Molly says – reply to this


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    Poor Paris…she must HATE her friends

  53. Stevenn says – reply to this


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    OMG i think i am first!!! Yah First!

  54. dizlle says – reply to this


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    FUCKIN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. Stacy says – reply to this


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    Ok Whatever idiots are writing first on here are stupid!!! there about 12 other sites that posted this first. TRY LAST!!!

  56. j boogie says – reply to this


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    I think that is so messed up. She is getting special treatment because she is famous. If it was a regular person they would get locked up and throw away the key. These celebrities all get special treatment. They are regular people with lots of money. Just like Brittney Spears, she should lose her kids and get locked up for all she done. Everyone should get treatedequally.
    I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MARTIN LUTHER KING DID EVERYTHING HE DID, IF THIS WORLD IS A LOAD OF CRAP!!!

  57. lisa says – reply to this


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    can someone please explain what "first" means? I have emailed perez twice with this question - but he never replied.

  58. Kat says – reply to this


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    I wonder how much tax payer money went into her being in jail? Why even bother arresting her if they don't plan on doing jack shit about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guess she was right, she can do anything she wants.

  59. Ash says – reply to this


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    Oh Lindsey. It probably was the "hardest 84 minutes" of her life.

  60. little odessa says – reply to this


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    Please get your her out between paris hiltons legs.She is even worse then Lohan.They both deserve to spend some time in jail so the can get some introspect.And more importantly please lock up both there mothers for live for fucking up there daughters.Or better yet let just do the world a favour and executed the money hungry hoes.Paris father brought such shame on the Hilton family by getting with such a golddigger.Baron please disown the lott of them.

  61. Tired of this shit says – reply to this


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    I say its time for celebrity witch hunt round up every celebrity who has gotten off easy and its time to make examples of them and don't think I won't do it,call this a warning

  62. amk819 says – reply to this


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    Another Rich Bitch who won't learn a damn thing from this.
    Never thought I would live to see the day where PARIS HILTON was the one who actually paid for the crime she committed.

  63. lyn says – reply to this


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    . well i'm sure she learnt alot.

  64. jell says – reply to this


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    i think i secretly want her to keep fucking up
    because its entertaining

    so mean :(

  65. On my last dying breath says – reply to this


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    Let's see how celebrities we can murder tonight.

  66. Please says – reply to this


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    WOW! A whole 84 minutes. Poor firecrotch

  67. Cocky says – reply to this


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    I JUST WONDER IF BLOHAN HAS FRECKLES IN HER COCK??????

  68. Melissa says – reply to this


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    ummmm what about possession of cocaine??

  69. WHAT ARE YOU SHOOTIN UP????? says – reply to this


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    FOXY BROWN LIED TO THE FEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    There's a HUGE diff in the 2 cases. WTF????????????????

  70. liss says – reply to this


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    How is that fair? She had 2 dui convictions, chased her assistant in a pretty much stolen car, and was in posession of a class A drug (coke) twice!!!! Paris hilton was dui, then driving on a suspended licence and she got 45 days.

    WHAT A JOKE!!!!

    never thought id say it but i feel sorry for paris

  71. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    OMG!! I WANNA SHIT ON HER FRECKLES!!!!!!!! AHHHHH YEAAAAA!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

  72. stop taking glee in the misfortune of others. oh yeah, that's what the site is for! says – reply to this


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    i felt sorry for Paris and so did my sis and we did'nt even like her. LOL
    i still don't like her and think she's a bitch most prolly. But that does'nt mean that i'm sitting around waiting for Lohan to go to jail, just as we felt pity for Paris. why would anyone revel in it is beyond and beneath me. not gonna do it.

  73. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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    Re: you know it – Thank you!! I agree :0)
    7:29pm

  74. kaitlyn says – reply to this


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    its so stupid okay so paris gets a month and she gets an 1 and a half and ooo 10 WHOLE DAYS of community service wow she's learned her lesson… this is stupid she had 2 dui's and cocaine posession and paris' did way less…. gosh this is not fair to paris….

  75. LA County is a joke! Two words: Preferential treatment! says – reply to this


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    Oh yeah, that's teaching her a lesson.

  76. Latrell Washington says – reply to this


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    The legal system in LA is a joke. If I were Paris Hilton I would file a lawsuit over the treatment she got for driving on a suspended license. Lohan gets TWO DUI's and basically does not time. I hope she kills someone next time so the judge and everyone else involved gets hung out to dry.

    FUCKING IDIOTS!

  77. DOUCHE says – reply to this


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    ++++++++++++++++

    SHE WINS THE DOUCHEBAG AWARD!

    What a douche!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  78. I DESPISE JENNIFER LOPEZ says – reply to this


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    Re: damn
    You are as mean as the devil himself. LOL watch it with the N Word will ya? Well, I said lying to the Feds, but it was at least some sort of perjury, i think. Was'nt she at some earlier crime and lied about something? That alone may be what she got the time for. Hey remember the JLO thing with P Diddy when there was some sort of gun incident?

  79. I agree w/u about Lindsay, but... says – reply to this


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    Re: mtg – Okay, you make a good point about Lohan, but is the racial slur necessary…really???

  80. Rule of thumb: Ditch the drugs b4 the cops come. says – reply to this


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    Re: liss – Yeah, didn't the cops find drugs in Lohan's possession at the police station or something? What a dumb bitch. She should have swallowed, we know she has experience doing that.

  81. Blerg says – reply to this


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    Did you see her mugshot? She looks just like an Oompa-loompa!!! Fugs.

  82. BETH "Mrs. THE DOG" CHAPMAN MAKES ME WANT TO HURL says – reply to this


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    Re: Tired of this shit
    Sure you're not The Dog?????

  83. Mia says – reply to this


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    Re: jordan – I don't know where you live, but this does not "happen all the time where I'm from." She had, what was it 12 (?) counts total against her–at least one a felony, and she does 1-1/2 hours in jail..probably just sat in the lobby the whole time at that. No, that's a first for me.

  84. lolo says – reply to this


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    PATHETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she could have killed someone she has not learned her lesson i was hit by a drunk driver and i want to explain to her how lucky she is!!!!!!!!!!!!

  85. Bree says – reply to this


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    wow. Just wow.

    So apparently we should be like linz. And someone needs to check into the shit paris had to go through. Ahh wow

  86. redonthehead says – reply to this


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    I'm not trying to defend celebrities, but there are actually a lot of us common folk who get off with little or no jail time for DWIs/DUIs. I had a friend killed a few years back that was hit by a drunk driver…it happened to be his 4th DWI and he had no jail time served on any of the priors. It really is not that uncommon. I'm from Vegas and you hear about it all the time.

  87. redonthehead says – reply to this


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    I'm not trying to defend celebrities, but there are actually a lot of us common folk who get off with little or no jail time for DWIs/DUIs. I had a friend killed a few years back that was hit by a drunk driver…it happened to be his 4th DWI and he had no jail time served on any of the priors. It really is not that uncommon. I'm from Vegas and you hear about it all the time.

  88. Serenity says – reply to this


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    This poor poor child she is so begging for attention

  89. Justice my ass! says – reply to this


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    This is really an OUTRAGE. She could have killed somebody driving around drunk like that. She should be doing 6 months hard time for this just like Robert Downey JR. did. It sure cleaned him up didn't it? She'll just do this again guarunteed. I bet OJ gets off again too. If he gets another retarded black jury he'll walk for sure. This country is ridiculous! A little fame or racial whining and you can get away with anything!

  90. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    I WANNA PISS N THAT WHITE BITCHES FACE!!!!!! N THEN TAKE A HUGE SHIT ON HER FRECKLES!!!!!!!!

  91. This family is gross says – reply to this


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    Dina must have given the DA a BJ. That explains this.

  92. krista says – reply to this


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    Gee, what a surprise. I know people who spend 30 days in jail from just one DUI, a 2nd DUI where the person was driving recklessly with cocaine in their jean pocket should of gotten no less than 6 months in jail. It's sickening how these little starlets get away with so much - especially b/c it's half of the reason why they keep messing up. Maybe if a judge would grow some balls and actually put them away for awhile they would straighten up. Thank goodness for Lindsay that she made the right decision, but many other stars definately aren't so lucky.

  93. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IM BOUT 2 CUUMMMMMM!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAA

  94. Claudia says – reply to this


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    pathetic.

  95. FIRECROTCH says – reply to this


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    Re: redonthehead
    If you're a red on the head you gotta be a firecrotch too.

  96. naz says – reply to this


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    now, it's just getting silly.. she's doing it on purpose to get someone's attention!

  97. who-mer says – reply to this


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    Her eyebrows are fucked up….

  98. dizzygirl says – reply to this


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    if I were that skanky ho I would get down on my knbees and pray and pray and pray she has used up all her free passes and now its time to pay the piper. Does she think just because she has money it wont catch up to her ass? She needs to think again

  99. Stacey says – reply to this


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    Okay so really, so all this is telling us is that it is okay to drink and drive but not okay to drive on a suspended liscense. So if I get mine suspended I'm going to go to jail for who knows how long, so I'll just go drink a few or more get busted and spend a few minutes there. Hmmmm… what would I rather do.

  100. richard says – reply to this


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    wow,

    i'll be in jail this saturday till monday november 26th for my 2nd dui offense.

    life of a celebrity.

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