If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Oh, shiz. Shizdoodlez!!!!
Tudors actor Jonathan Rhys Myers was arrested at the airport in Dublin on Sunday.
He was charged with being drunk and a breach of the peace and was released on cash bail.
He'll probably be back in rehab before the week is over!
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