Do You Know What Today Is???
Filed under: Britney Spears

It's Britney's birthday, y'all!
The mother of two and former pop star turns 26 today.
And, in the memorable words of Sarah Silverman, she's already accomplished everything she's going to in her life.
It's all downhill from here!
Brit Brit got the pAArty started early on Saturday night by hitting up the Scandinavian Mansion of Style event in Los Angeles, hosted by Sharon Stone.
As you could see above, Spears looked a hot mess, was partaking of the beverages and having a really good time.
We hope she doesn't have her kids today!
Unfitney was joined by her once inseparable pal Alli Sims and shady new enabler, Osama Lutfi.
Spears even hung out with Paris Hilton!
Her pals brought Brit a cake, and when she blew out the candles, she wished for more prescription meds.
Happy birthday Queen B!
[Photos via Getty Images.]



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YAYY! 1ST! HAPPY BDAY!!
damn shes getting old
u wont be happy til she is dead perez..shame on u
happy birthday, brit!
Gorgeous! I bet that was on one fun party. Happy Birthday Britney!
i hate not being first
today is my birthday too!! 21 bitches!!!
poor girl..i hope she is happy
FIRST!!! HA
FIRST!
i still love her
oh boy brit!
WOOOO!! I AM FIRST! LOOK AT THAT SHIT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!
She needs new hair
FISTTTTTTT and happy birthday britney
first yo!
her hair looks hot…..not
When I saw these pictures, I thought of Elvis.
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She's only 26 … she should clean up her act and get it together soon. Time flies and before you know it, it will be too late. You can't go back in time.
asjkfh
12th
Girl needs some pro-active, trim spa, and some non-clumping mascara.
yey happy birthday b!
first
first!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT!! You look Great, hope you had loads of fun! xo
You're a loser perez.
I like that cake!
porr girl, I cant even believe that is a real true smile…. sad………… =(
i love love love love you britney!! have an awesome birthday!!! you look gorgeous!!
poorr girl, I cant even believe that is a real true smile…. sad………… =(
psh.. its her birthday… let her party
yay brit! happy bday! 1st
FIRST BITCHES!!!!
Happy b-day to the psycho
first
ewhh…gross…she looks like shit
Perez!! I love how you call her a "former pop star"!! You think anybody has told her yet?
Damn, I´m first
eww, look at her hair in the top pic!
happy birthday!
good for her, Happy Birthday Brit……She looks happy in the photos, I hope she had a good time…..
firstttt
firstttt
i used to hate her but now that she's trainwreck i love her to death..more meth brit brit..happy bday and let's have some E
That botched abortion will be dead within a year. That's when the real party's gonna be, bitch. DIE YOU FESTERING HAM TRAP!
Aww poor brit brit–its her bday… everyone gets hammered on their bday… yeesh cut her some slack…
First Bizotches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first?? happy birthday
I said- first yo!!!
1st?
First bitches!
first!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIT BRIT LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET NAKED…I GOT A PLAN
1st w00p! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEYYYYYYYYYY!…perez wens ur bday? xx
ugh, that hair! first!!!!
maybe then she will take a shower
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!
FIRST??
HAPPY B DAY BRITNEY !!! LUUUUV UUUUUUUU !!!
Happy B-Day Brit. Hopefully she'll make this year atleast a little better…..!
trash. just trash
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRITNEY!!!
YAY! SHE IS BETTER THAN ME!
first!
first
lol
those extensions look nasty.
Happy birthday Britney
EWW THE HAIR!!!!
"she wished for more prescription meds" LMAO!!!!!
oh my god! her hair is so gross! horrible! poor girl!!!!!
HELP!
but still…happy birthday.
Happyyyy bdaaay britney
and for once for people hu dnt like britney just dnt bother leaving a coment because there realy is no point.
first
My gawd, she looks awful
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you're feeling better Perez!
firrrrrrst thats the best cake they can give her??
10th!
CRACK IS WACK AND WILL AGE YOU…IF I DONT BELIEVE PARIS INTRODUCE LINDSAY AND BRITNEY AND OTHERS INTO DRUGS….I DONT KNOW WHO DID?
WHY won't she fix those roots and get rid of those horrid, non-matching and sloppy extensions? Get a professional hairdresser Brit!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S CHUCKY'S BRIDE?
EW
EWWWW
you spelt spears wrong at the bottom. it says sears. her cake looked pretty yummy though.
she looks so beautifullll
EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
I love how she's only 26. She's aging fast. Look at the eyes and the skin on her chest.
EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
EWWWW! She looks just EWWWWWW!
good lord her hair looks awful! i hope she makes some changes in the next year. i'm still rooting for you britney!
THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
THEY SAY SHE'S DEFFO PREGNANT!!! SHE GOT PISSED AFTER A NEWSPAPER FOUND OUT - SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK!!! IS IT A GIRL???
OY, what a sad birthday. Guess she isnt spending it with her kids. Maybe she will get some proactive and a wig for gifts anyways…………..
how stylish, not even a plate for the cake….
[b] Yeah, congrats. Your life is a mess, you lost your kids, you fail your drug tests, cannot drive, have bad skin, a fat ass, your CD is a bomb, your family hates you, you have a rats nest for hair.
It's YOUR day babe, celebrate all the GOOD in your life. [/b]
I really hope that this is a turning point for Britney. Another year.
seriously she cant better hair extentions than that? shes a mess but happy bday anyways
happy birthday sexy! love u sugar x x x x x x k
ps perez brit brit rules forever and u know it baby
god you'ed think with all the money that bitch has she would spend a little time and money on some GOOD hair.
Yikes, she looks like a worn out ho'. I don't even understand her weave anymore. It looks like its on her head in patches. Couldn't she get the posh bob or something?
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
PALS SAY SHE SLEPT WITH A DANCER CALLED CHUCK, AND IS NOW DEFF PREGNANT!!!!
greasy
fur
ho