If we had ovaries, we might be feeling an inner explosion right about now! Ha!
Alexander Skarsgard is fatherly perfection in What Maisie Knew — a film about a little gurl whose mother marries ASkars.
And while the mama (Julianne Moore) turns out to be a horrible parent, ASkars fulfills his destiny and becomes the greatest step-daddy in the world!!
Sexiness. Sentiment. Skarsgard.
Does it really get any better than that?? We think not.
PresSsSs that a-mazing PLAY button (above) to see what we mean!!
ASkars, please adopt a baby with us.
YES! YES! YEEEEES!
Flashbacks, and seXXX and EXPLOSIONS!!!
OMG, this season of True Blood may be its best yet!
King Vampire Bill and seksi Vampire Alexander Skarsgard Eric are gonna force Sookie to help them Russell Edgington and "The Authoritah!"
Here's the highlights from the trailer: Sam is fighting with a crossbow (Hunger Games much?); like the T-Mobil girl, Sookie gave herself a leather make-over; Jessica is getting worse; and Christopher Meloni is gonna be a total badass!
Enough chit-chat! PRESS PLAY to watch the FRIST True Blood Season 5 Trailer!!
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Purrrr-fection!
If Alexander Skarsgard isn't deemed Sexiest Man Alive this year, WE might protest!! LOL!!!
His divine supremacy was in full form at the Battleship premiere Thursday night. We can't even begin to imagine the number of almost heart attacks that took place.
Just look at him (more pics below)! Mmph!! We would just loooove a bite on our neck right about now, ha!
What a way to christen the newly named Nokia Theatre!!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]

TEAM ERIC ALL THE WAY!!!
But that's just for Sookie's sake… we still LOVE seein' the rest of these seksi men waltz around Bon Temps!!!
And in ONE month we'll be able to see err'body roun' dem parts — old and new (heyyy Christopher Meloni)!! ECSTASY!!!
Thank goodness HBO keeps throwing out media swag like these new posters, or we would just DIE of anticipation. LOL!!
Feast UR eyes on these magically photoshopped miracles of joy (below)!!

What did we do to deserve this, EL James!?!
Keeping new material from us is just torturous, LOL!!
While these two mystery books aren't from the same scandalous series as Fifty Shades of Grey (above), we know they must be flourishing with the same kind of entertainment!!
One is another erotic novel, and the other is

WHO is THAT gurl!?!
We knew our beloved Alexander Skarsgard was kissing someone new in the trailer, but we couldn't get a good look at her face. Nobody could… it's all the Truebies are talking about, LOL!!
We've read some theories that this particular new gurl is actually Eric's sister, but… we don't remember anything about that in his flashbacks!
ANYWAY, we didn't think it was possible, but True Blood has us even MORE excited about Season 5 with these brand new pics (below)!!!
Gah, we can't wait to see Christopher Meloni as a vampire!! We bet Mariska Hargitay really misses that fox of man, LOL!!
[Image via HBO.]

OoOoHh but we're crying because it's not June yet!
That's when True Blood will finally come back to us. But this teaser poster for Season 5 (above) is literally teasing us.
Until June 10, it's not back just yet!!
Srsly HBO, you have GOT to give us more than twelve episodes a season!
Alexander Skarsgard is our V Juice!!! He fills us with an overwhelming sense of euphoria and understanding of life.
Everything is better when he's on our TV… LOLz!!!
P.S! Is that the new female vampire?? Inneresting…..
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