ANOTHER sex tape?
Seriously, celebz, don't you get enough camera time during work??
Apparently not because yet another sort of celeb has admitted to having a sexalicious sex tape!
Courtney Stodden might seem like she's following in Farrah Abraham's footsteps, but this girl claims to know better. She might HAVE a sex tape, but she promises it will NEVER be released!
Plus, instead of hiring a porn star for the gig, Courtney went it alone!
That's right, Perezcious readers, Courtney's sex tape is alllll solo work! And it's safely away from anyone's grasp as she admitted it's not on her computer:
Don't worry momagers! Krista Keller Stodden has your back!
Courtney Stodden's mom recently caught wind that not everyone was a fan of parents managing their children's professional lives! But she fired back and claimed that when it comes to management, mother ALWAYS knows best!
Krista says:
Courtney Stodden was spotted at a kids' clothing and toy store recently, leading many to wonder if she wasn't thinking about kids!
But the younger half of the May-December January-December romance with husband Doug Hutchison says that is NOT happening! Courtney says:
When we heard Courtney Stodden was doing some shopping in a children's store, our first thought was that she and hubby Doug Hutchison were thinking about kids!
But as usual, Courtney just wants us to think about kids.
The sexed up, sexy, really-wants-you-to-think-she's-sexy sexpot stepped into a kids' apparel and toy store, and did her thing.
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to see Courtney defile play with a rocking horse, a lollipop, and even a couple Sesame Street muppets!
Hey, wait! That's not her husband with her! But she's totes holding hands with this guy!
Oh, we get it. She has to hold an adult's hand to cross the street! LOLz!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Much like her relationship with her 52-year-old husband, Courtney Stodden's new magazine cover is equal parts vulgar, seXXXy, and just plain weird!!
After lending her likeness to life sized wall-porn, the always unpredictable teen bride decided to pose for the cover of a magazine!!
Though not exactly a top-tiered tome of style like Cosmo or Marie Claire, we're sure a Girls & Corpses cover comes with just as much prestige!!
Wait… a what and WHAT?
It's true! But for a few well placed zombie hands, Courtney would be completely exposed on the cover of a magazine about chicks and the undead!
Coutney revealed the dirty deets about her experience
Or rather, a life-size picture of Courtney Stodden can be pressed up against your wall…
…but still for sexy fun timez!
You see, Perezcious readers, Courtney can now be all yours in the bedroom if you don’t mind her being a little, well, flat.
Sorry, the knockers still belong to Doug Hutchison!
She partnered up with TheBlownUp.com to create super classy life-size wall art of herself that has her scantily clad for your enjoyment!
And she can’t wait for fans to rub up against her as she commented:
Who knew the naturally gorgeous teen "actress" Courtney Stodden had such lovely sisters…
Like punk-rocker Courtland!
And boy does Courtland have A LOT to say about her "slutty," "famewhoring" sister Courtney!
Meet Courtland, frontwoman of Cum Ballz of Blood (above)!
But wait! Courtney also has a mysteriously foreign sister called Courtina, who we THINK is supposed to be Latina.
In all seriousness…
We don't even know how to react. No words.
Familiarize yourself with Courtney's other "sister" Courtina …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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