Rob Kardashian is back! Well, sort of.
Check out RK's post (below):
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It's nature's BB cream!
Okay, perhaps, she was joking…suuuure…but who are we to judge a woman's most coveted beauty regime?
And, Heather DOES look fantastic at 51 years old, so if she isn't slathering sperm all over face, then she's definitely conjuring up some sort of concoction that may or may not include alien plasma, leprechaun tears, and the blood of a baby unicorn.
A lady never reveals her secrets!
Check out the HIGHlarious spluge bit (above)! It'll make you squirt tears of joy!
Oh, poor guy!!!
Why did no one tell him???
Heather Locklear was spotted grabbing dinner at Riva Bella in Beverly Hills on Monday with a mystery man who gave us a nice little sneak peek at his manhood.
Obviously Heather's anonymous friend doesn't get photographed by the papz very much because he didn't know to look in the mirror before stepping out as he forgot to zip up his fly!!!
We can almost hear the papz giggling as they snap the oblivious man!!!
At least he'll never make that mistake again! LOLz!!!!
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Do you like SCARY MOVIES?!?!?!
Thursday night some of our FAVE stars — Lilo, The Sheen, Heather Locklear, Ashley Tisdale, Mike Tyson, Jerry O'Connell — were out at the Hollywood premiere of Scary Movie 5, and PerezHilton.com has EXCLUSIVE footage of the frighteningly HIGHlarious event!
Watch as The Tis, Jerry, Terry Crews, and SO many more chat about the film AND divulge which movies freak them out (above)!
Oh, and you KNOW Mr. O'Connell talks 50 Shades of Grey… who knew he was such a fan of the KINK!
Ch-ch-check out TONS of snaps from the Scary Movie 5 premiere (below)!
It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!
But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!
You are the next Revenge character to get a visit from your long lost moumzie.
Gabriel Mann, the dude who plays the Emily's creepy blonde pal, spills someone super-dooper ah-mazing is up for the part as Nolan's nutty mother.
The loose-lipped actor gushed:
Behind FIERCE and nougat, our most cherished word in the English language is reunion!
Imagine our excitement when Entertainment Weekly's reunion special was announced!
Melrose Place! Arrested Development! Clueless!
How'd you know they were our favorites, EW?! Get out of our heads!
Clueless star Alicia Silverstone admits she was initially hesitant to play Cher. After reading the script, she confessed: